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[brucespringsteencomments]

[hil-arrr-y]

Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:

This cover letter post on askamanger.com. A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.

[curliestofcrowns]

useful

[blownfromthesunintothesurf-blog]

Alison Green’s advice works. 

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Alison Green got me all my interviews from 2012 onward, I am reasonably sure.

[vanitycats-deactivated20170527]

Alison Green is basically my life guide.

[intentandinvention]

Mine too - she was my most visited website for the first few years of my working career, and I cannot emphasise enough how much her advice helped me navigate how to behave in a work environment. You name it, she has an answer for it. Definitely a life hack.

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[kushblazer666]

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

when i was five i fell out of a shopping cart and hit my head. they had to staple me. now i am effectively immor

Died midway through the ask

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[everydaylouie]

short kings

[marlin-finding-nemo]

You guys all agreed that I am trans but you can’t decide which way and it is somewhat funny

[scrumpyfan43]

French juggler's breakfast

[square-opossums]

would you hit the christian baby and win millions?

[purplewolfluna]

applying deodorant

juggling is sweaty work