fish girl

hello I be me :3

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

something good happens to those who take one

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[gayrobot9000]

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[gayrobot9000]

i'm a girl now

[girl-detector]

[babyanimalgifs]

[wormspeddler]

go white boy! get stupid!

[riverdenile]

lost in the sauce

[ralfmaximus]

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

[marlin-finding-nemo]

How am I supposed to make original posts when you people keep sending me threats

[maja-paja]

[real-language-facts]

noobnouns - pronouns - hackernouns - godnouns

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[sacred-portal]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[film-news-daily]

the sex movie

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[academicblorbo]

That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???