Zurious

random shit *squeals*

[the-zurious-one]

vent

[biscuitgeekery]

Who wants to see my rabbit launch himself at my face this morning

Slight sound warning i got surprised

[celestialtimes2]

@kiwaid

[the-zurious-one]

me @figarofella as soon as he wakes up 

[sizvideos]

[death-by-lulz]

Dog expresses his happiness and gratitude after being rescued

[the-zurious-one]

@figarofella having to go get wulf after he runs away and does some dumb shit 

[misdreavuss]

[angel-and-serpent]

If this ain't just them...

[the-zurious-one]

me @ @figarofella​ one of these days 

[ronandhermy]

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

[hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021]

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

[odin-n-out]

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

[space-for-brains]

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

[fuckyeahfreeimmortal]

[sirduke]

THAT’S THE ONE

[essekknits]

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

[ezilmars]

I had both

[the-zurious-one]

I had a big book about Ancient Greece. God, I love that book. Heck, I can’t even remember where I got it from

[cleopvtra]

[the-zurious-one]

me @ @figarofella​ even though he doesn’t feel the same

[whoistobio]

[counterpick-me-irl]

I would pay 15 quid per episode to watch this as a full show

[lubricates]

same

[sovietnam]

[the-zurious-one]

seen above is a picture of me clinging like no one ever dared to cling before on @figarofella

[nerdster312]

Bottle me up some of that juice!

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[the-zurious-one]

He got range

[b1327-1-deactivated20240321]

seeing white gays go “omg lil nas x is gay? i love him now” who otherwise wouldn’t have given a shit about him is so. lol.

[b1327-1-deactivated20240321]

not to mention people drawing him in pride merch and advertising it/tagging it as ‘lgbt’ while also downplaying his not white features to make him look more susceptible to white people.

literally what is wrong with yall.

[b1327-1-deactivated20240321]

they took this mans entire facial structure.

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[hydro-homies]

Give yourself a fighting chance.

[the-zurious-one]

👀 @figarofella

[alloverthegaf]

Frodo like “I’m leaving without you to protect you”

And Merry and Pip (like me) saying nah fuck that

then them distracting the orcs so Frodo can get away and ya just give up on not being affected by this stupid dumb movie

[alloverthegaf]

BOROMIR HERE TO SAVE THE DAY CUZ HE LOVES HIS FELLOWSHIP NO MATTER WHAT THE DUMB RING TELLS HIM

[alloverthegaf]

I accidentally deleted the last addition to this post like a dumb idiot, so here’s how it went off the top of my head

NO GOD NO

NO GOD NOT LIKE THIS NO

STOP FUCKING SHOOTING THE MAN BOROMIR DOESN’T DIE NO

NO STOP NO

and we will now continue as normal

[alloverthegaf]

the speed at which “it’s only a flesh wound” came to mind was ridiculous

[alloverthegaf]

fun fact if you google The Worst™ you get these two images

[alloverthegaf]

THIS IS THE WORST

[alloverthegaf]

YO GANDALF’S VOICE I knew that fucker was coming back

[alloverthegaf]

I’m going to Mordor alone!

Of course you are!

And I’m coming with you!

CLASSIC Sam

[alloverthegaf]

the dude is willing to LITERALLY drown to convince Frodo to let him come I have never seen such ride or die

[alloverthegaf]

if Sam ever cries again I am suing

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys

what a fuckin ride

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[the-memedaddy]

[30-minute-memes]

Outstanding move

[the-zurious-one]

@figarofella how you wanna be