Crude, But Effective.

em - 25- CA - they/them - ace - disabled - can’t stop thinking about those ✨tragic little gay men✨

[ctimenefic]

Thank you Michael Hobbes for convincing me to watch the show, this is the most correct opinion I have ever seen

[shnehollander]

Shane and Ilya Heated Rivalry S01E05

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

[my-2nd-account]

[forasecondtherewedwon]

Tumblr is such a magical place. The mature content filter is shielding me from photos of ballgowns, but you better believe I've seen the entire uncensored ass of those hockey guys every day this week.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hate it when you have An Appointment in a few days and you're like well now I have no time to do anything at all because there is An Appointment in my future

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[cowboyspones]

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[charl0ttan]

15..... what an age to hear a song

[prinxessinwonderlxnd-deactivate]

probably needed a hug. went completely nonverbal and dissociated instead

[gesssekai]

[jone-slugger]

Happy Threshold Day, everyone!

[sreegs]

[thewitchqifrey]

GOOD OMENS S01E01 • "In the Beginning"

[memewhore]

[myfaveisnormal]

[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]

[mossdftba]

[unclevertitle]

Dear god, it's the perfect lampshade to it.