The voyages of the USS Bootyprise

Stars, Star trek, Space - 33, Bi, She/her

[booty-voyages]

I don't want more dark and gritty Star Trek. Keep your wars far away from me. Bring back the hope! Bring on the wonder! Time travel and whales saved the Earth once. I want to explore kooky worlds with dudes in funky costumes! I want absurd plots that let the cast have fun and be silly. Have episodes that do nothing to advance the storyline. Put that cgi to work and make something incredible! Let the plot be goofy! Embrace the strange! Boldly go, my friends. There's a whole universe out there of amazing things. Let us be part of it!

[t0ast-ghost]

Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

[vulcussy]

Art grad student answer: it's the contrapposto.

This is a counterbalanced pose where the weight is rested on one leg and the hips and shoulders are tilted in opposite directions. It emphasizes the curves of the body.

[lord-valery-mimes]

Cuntrapposto.

[katelyn-danger]

Cuntrapusso

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER - S4E7 Scientific Method

[vmprlover418]

happy pride month to spock’s micro bangs, kirk’s slutty green shirt, and bones’s vibrant blue eyes

[buttercupjox]

I fucking LOVE when Scotty stands up for Spock whenever a crew member is being too hard on him, specifically watched 1x16 where Spock's logical command has been questioned by everyone (except Scotty who's been silently working on repairing their vessel) and one argues with Spock in context of the crewman wanting to bury his friend but Spock says they have to leave the body behind and the crewman calls Spock a machine and Scotty stands up all angry and says "that's enough!" LOOOVE

>:(

[assassin1513]

🍁✨🍁Autumn Stars🍁✨🍁

[dduane]

The Star Trek title card generator is over here:

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The sitemaker (Josh Mayfield at https://bsky.app/profile/bean525.bsky.social) has asked for people to come in and kick its tires so he can work out any bugs they turn up. So do give him a hand, if you feel inclined. :)

(also, deeply amused by this one...)

[sha-ka-re]

Sisko every day on ds9

[medraut-pen-draig]

on amok time again: they really did "spock experiences primal alien mating drive and murder fuck ritual," and didn't even play with "and this is an excuse to see our prim and proper mr spock get sensual with a lady!". like he expends ALL of his hot dominating fantasy uncontrollable lust rage energy ON KIRK. they wrote that and had ONE chance to make spock have any scandalous, carnal housewife jerk off material romance they wanted with any sexy space woman in the universe, and they chose kirk. when he does interact with a woman he throws a soup at her

[mysticaledelusion]

[lukeishope]

Same pure of heart, dumb of ass energy

[yatanis]

TNG season 7 Gag Reel, part 2

[skrankku]

Matching vibes.

[skrankku]

I went ahead and combined the two:

[deepestturtlepielover]

Fantastic now draw Garaks reaction to his legs and shoulders 👀

[skrankku]

OKAY 👁

[k-slash-s]

1x09 - Dagger of the Mind

[lilvoyagercomics]

[trek-tracks]

I mean...if it works, it works

[thefreakmeister]

can my job be star trek. im great at star trek

[thegreatyin]

the hubble telescope is so iconic u don't understand. i love her so much.... she's like a pop star to me

[thegreatyin]

her birthday is today btw. everybody say happy birthday to her right fucking now

[thegreatyin]

this isn't a joke, to clarify. the anniversary of the hubble telescope's launch is 4/25. she turns 35 today. go appreciate her

[thegreatyin]

you know what hubble has done for us?? hubble has given us so much. hubble is the telescope that took All of these pictures. she is so iconic and so powerful and so good at her job <3 <3 <3 we love women in stem!!!!!

she is the moment she is the everything she is the love and light of my life!!! happy birthday hubble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thegreatyin]

IT'S HER BIRTHDAY AGAIN!!! EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER 🔭🔭🔭🌌🌌🌌 HAPPY 36TH BIRTHDAY HUBBLE!!!!!!!