[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[fairycosmos]

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[powerburial]

[sour-charity]

ummm.no

[toskarin]

always bothered me that george didn't know the man in the yellow hat's name. he was curious, but he didn't want to really listen. to really learn.

[teathattast]

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[lmaonade]

excuse my language but it is so bizarre to me how common it is to refer to someone’s dick as their “meat”. like. it’s all meat. all of you. the whole fucking thing is meat and water. and bones that aren’t even really yours you’re just borrowing them. what the hell 

[hotvampireadjacent]

my meatus weatus lol

[lmaonade]

Are you kidding me?

[skullytk]

[depsidase]

[knifefightscene]

Oh she gets it

[depsidase]

[puertohurraco]

The epic of Gilgamesh

[libertineangel]

OP cannot understand a warrior’s bond

[kant-deactivated20190908]

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

[boota]

the birds on my front lawn after i give them some food

[gelphienation]

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

[bakedbananners]

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo