me getting the electric chair: i said ooh girl
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izzy's playlists!
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
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@the7thcaptain
me getting the electric chair: i said ooh girl
Falling in love with listening to entire albums again â¨ď¸
I could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with Halloween movies on, fall candles burning and cookies in the oven right now. đ đ
donât lower your expectations so people can fit in your life. i donât care if youâre lonely on that mountain, itâs your mountain. honor that
How is this not an actual Geico commercial?
Wait⌠Did the little one get into insurance so people could get compensation for his big brotherâs damage?
No, the big one got into property damage so people would buy his little brotherâs insurance
Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you canât, because youâre trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:
eat breakfast
go to bed
get out of bed
take a shower
write
practice
watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
retain shreds of sanity
I need yâall to know that youâre doing amazing, and Iâm so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.
âWe should meet in another life, we should meet in air, Me and you.â
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Do whatever makes you happy, the days arenât coming back.
misty
me: iâm so SICK of clichĂŠs! whereâs the originality?!
author: theyâre enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other
me: *sobbing and shaking* oh my god theyâre enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other
Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew
Some male friends of mine were once talking about how useful theyâd be in an apocalypse, and I pointed out that as a weaver and sewer and maker of stuff, Iâd be pretty damn useful and they tried to tell me they could just loot clothes from WalMart and theyâd be fine. As if WalMart has endless supplies without weekly deliveries.
So just last night a friend of mine was talking about who heâd round up in the event of a zombie apocalypse and how Iâm his go-to farmer on account of I know how to keep an entire homestead up and running and weâre talking about what kind of resources Iâd need to keep a colony of about 50-ish people alive and i bring up what all goes into processing wool for clothing and such and he just kind of stops me like âwait, wait, we donât need to do all of that because we can scavenge for clothes we donât need to be able to make themâ and iâm just like, âdude, that works in the short-term maybe but if this community is going to be sustainable youâve gotta have people whose job it is to make clothes and blankets and shitâ
also cloth rots pretty quickly when left exposed to the elements and after the first few years or so anything we manage to scavenge isnât going to be wearable anymore and anywho weâve got to teach the kids everything or theyâre not gonna know what to do some decades down the line when everythingâs too rusted or rotted out to be of any practical use anymore, etc etc, and heâs reckoning that things like woodworking and smithing and ranching are more important than say, cleaning or cooking or dairying and meanwhile iâm just smh may all the gods have mercy on this poor fool
He also balked when i brought up how to run a laundry and what all was needed to make everyday shit like soap and toothpaste - like dude, you think this is going to be all about hunting and scavenging and being neato manly-man drifters like in the walking dead let me teach you a thing about keeping a village alive and healthy for more than a week man most of it is shit you keep thinking is non-essential on account of it being âwomenâs workâ or âsimple choresâ thatâre actually pretty labor-intensive and take time, training, knowledge, and practice to do successfully, let alone well, and are 100% absolutely necessary work in order for you to have any reasonably good quality of life after the world ends
Iâm reminded of this post I read a while back about some guy who thought his underwear lasted years because his wife would periodically replace his boxers and socks with identical boxers and socks when they started to look old and he just ⌠never noticed.
People who have been comfortable all their lives have no idea how important socks are.
Ask a soldier, prisoner, or someone whoâs been homeless about socks.
I love socks
Iâd add animal husbandry and handling to the list of things Iâve seen so many men instantly NOPE out and where farm/horse girls will rule the world.