AAA Battery

Guess what the three As stand for. Hi! I'm just here to find art I like and make relatively average art of whatever I'm hyperfixated on. Either that or make random posts about my life. (One of the As stands for Autism)

[theaaa-battery]

Trying to be a good healer in party finder raids be like:

[indecisive-v]

lightbender major id concepts because they never give us anything fun

extra notes under the cut

Photon Phaser

yes it is named after the phighting ost

ophanim hp consumption either scales with attack speed or has a cooldown so you can't explode them with a sfast build

main attack damage increase is per alive ophanim so you still want as many as possible

melee lightbender!!!!!!!

Frozen Sanctuary

gives teammates shining without giving them shining

crystallize from shining stacks with crystallize from frozen sanctuary

sanctuary crystallize also has a limit per second so your friend john tierstacker doesn't iceshock everything

Star Cluster

i would like more control over lightweavers.

big orb damage scales with the amount of ophanim you had before

Ice Rink

this is the least serious idea i just think it'd be funny if you could make a slippery zone

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[starrydeww]

Been thinking about #him lately

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele

[kari-go]

Ueueleuleuleue

[theaaa-battery]

(in relation to this post of mine)

Case and point, witnessed while queuing for a raid:

THE VOICES

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[theaaa-battery]

it always shows up in June...

[theaaa-battery]

Syndra and her dumb kids

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[theaaa-battery]

Man I love npc glitches in Wynncraft

Entering Deltas? One of the golems hopped up a single block and is now spinning uncontrollablly

Visiting Rodoroc? Half the population is swimming in the lava and totally fine.

Finished a fight? Boom. Your friend is now duplicated and only one can talk

[fageljar]

FRUMA SPOILERS!!!!!!

After a new beginning quest

Well…. Tell me this then.

[thulium]

[eggsandspam]

"You don't even have a dog"

.

.

Laika was a stray.

[starrydeww]

Anyone ever think of how a Riftwalker and Majin are actually two sides of the same coin and are destined to always be on opposite sides not only because of the Fruma conflict but also because one's body flows with star and time magic, while the other takes and takes and takes in a never ending quest to become the brightest star in the sky? no? just me? ok then

[creatingblackcharacters]

THE LONG-AWAITED WEBSITE!!!!

It's not perfect- Strawpage's design tools are... not great- but I did my best to bring you all a Tumblr-free transcription of all my lessons. This is probably the most labor-intensive thing I've done for this page (next to the character polls). Four months of blood, sweat, and tears... and now, she LIVES!!!!

Some Notes:

I created it with the intent of Desktop use, so Mobile might have some issues. If it's not working on your phone, try desktop.

Out of the multiple browsers tested (Firefox, Google, Edge, Brave, Safari), Firefox had some issues sporadically.

I'm still going to post lessons on here, first. This page is priority to me, and the website is more of an archive.

The fonts are normal past this opening page.

I will be adding a portion to send funds soon, if'n you are feeling kind and generous.

Thank you all for your patience while I worked on this. It was a labor of love and I hope that it shows. 🙏🏾 Happy scrolling!

[selkie-sniffles]

A humble request

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

[theaaa-battery]

So like...

(Fruma end of storyline spoilers directly mentioned below)

Did everyone back in Wynn also see the giant rift that opened above the Fruman palace

Imagine you're the king of Ragni and you hesitantly allow one of your soldiers to sneak back into Fruma, simply asking that they be careful and come back alive.

Time passes (idk how long I hc the Fruma storyline is but it can't be more than a year) and you haven't heard back from the soldier that stayed behind after The Tournament or the one that snuck back in. All of a sudden, a huge fucking hole is ripped into the sky above the neighboring province for seemingly no reason. It isn't close enough to cause problems in Wynn, (I hope) but everyone is certainly freaked out. Including yourself, but you're the king and manage to stay composed. You of course ask yourself why this is happening.

Then you remember exactly who that soldier you allowed sneak back into Fruma is and the track record they've built up over the years.