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@awkwardcatface
my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*
me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day
my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?
me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away
my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said
me: hilarious
my elf roommate: Hello
does spilling sauce all over yourself and eating in bed stop at 25 or am i fucked
they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.
hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.
Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something
Ok ignoring the fact that everyone has apparently missed that this post is about trans women, you really have to stop talking about yourself like that
"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing
not even funny how true this is for me
(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them
Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball
ppput iit up myy asss sss ssss
✅ seceet decoded !
black mackerel tabby with high white spotting
smirking bastard with grievous grin
I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet
DON'T announce your crimes, idiot
The purpose of my pervious posts on this matter were a distraction from my true plan to dig a big hole underneath the street pole in the sewer line and pull the entire sign underground like buggs bunny sucking down a carrot
The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it
skill issue. i understand it completely
