The Adventurous Hermit

Just a collection of my unhealthy obsessions from someone who wishes they were adventurous but is really basically a hermit. Currently obsessed with Riverdale. Enjoy. :)

[just-livin-while-i-can]

Where are all the Supernatural × Stranger Things crossover fics???

This is bullshit!

Dean and Steve would be the best of friends.

[xgrimesgf]

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Tiktok has surpassed tumblr LMAO

[asgardian-viking]

ok tik tok you win this round

[entierradefrikis]

[mitski-miyawakis]

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

[soracities]

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

[softspringsolace]

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

[bdluejay]

[pitiful-anonymous-vampire]

[bookish-historian]

Might fuck around and create a fantasy world in my mind to distract myself from the pressures of reality.

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

Mage council knows already, they’re pissing themselves watching the prick from a crystal ball

[whitepeopletwitter]

Life goals

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s a good dog

[foobars]

me waking up after having a dream about billy hargrove being alive in s4

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[digitaldiscipline]

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

[lemonsharks]

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

[burntcopper]

Rick, whilst swordfighting:  My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Gomez: What. A. Woman.

[theadventuroushermit]

Hiiii, can the Rafe Cameron Outer Banks stans please tell me if Rafe is short for something? Or is that his actual full name? I thought maybe Rafael but that doesn't seem right.

[ladystarks]

That “a group of crazy people tried to kill me but I survived” Final Girl Energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[notienedesperdicio]