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[spicyvampire]

"What are you gonna bring to our company" being on tumblr on company time

[pinkstormlight]

unfortunately, learning that wealwell gotch is just 5% conscious frivolousness masking protectiveness and love, and 95% subconscious scrambled circus music has just made me need him more.

he's so solid. he studied reposed standing at biffmore. he's trying to find goldbeard's gold. he named himself the captain of the ship and he's already court martialed some people. he hasn't realized that he's in zood yet. he loves his little brother so much. he's standing on an iceberg holding a loose steering wheel saying "here i come." i love him i need him

[teen-heart-throb-mr-hyde]

be solid, be reasonable, be rowdy. if you can save a mouse you can save a person, if you can save a person you can save the world. so beats a worthy heart, xoxo marya. what does adventure mean to me? everything. on high we go, cloudward, ho.

[prongss78]

art by: @ ahoyrinn :)

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[autisticinfovore]

We need to do what we can to protect the Internet Archive. Here is a petition that you can sign.

Sign the Petition

Defend the Internet Archive

This petition alone might not be enough, but everything we can throw at this counts.

[goatexx]

This is current- it was posted on 8/25/2025

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

you can enter the most hyper-specific search terms into this website and it will literally always return kpop gif sets, sims mods, and second person imagine fan fiction about a piece of media you’ve never heard of in your fucking life

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

[bear-gal]

this reads like one of my personal algebra students wrote it. do you live in oklahoma by chance

[trainer-from-unova]

[hurtspideyparker]

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

[rylandsgrace]

Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

[heheheku]

Today I present you Ascended Astarion / professor Gale sort of bloodweave. Is there a toxic power imbalance? Yes. Is it an endless sourse for comedic situations? Also yes.

Gale is the only one of the original characters who, in my opinion, would not only tolerate Ascended Astarion, but genially enjoy his company. And personally, I find the dynamic between the university professor and his villainous husband just hilarious

[raging-brioche]

If this is not their dynamic then what it

[peachesobviously]

viktor & jayce <3

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[fuckyour20s]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[transcyberism]

buddy I was in this situation and then next thing I knew I was 27. watch out man