The Shrine Of The Almighty Llama

Hi! I'm Nicole, an ENFJ, Hufflepuff, optimist, and multi-fandom blogger. "That you are here—that life exists and identity, That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse." - W.W.

[depsidase]

[mossywizard]

My grandma told me every time you move the clasp of a necklace from the front of your neck to the back, you should make a wish. I’m now using this as a small day to day spell

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[burnttoastsundae]

For any high school students out there wondering what college professors are like

[snorlaxatives]

i’m pretty sure this scene changed an entire generation

[spacebeets]

[badsciencejokes]

I did a bad thing

[nunyabizni]

The pilot off to the side looks disappointed in you

[badsciencejokes]

Not as much as this guy

[fangirl15754-deactivated2018090]

Honestly the next level in trolling

[badsciencejokes]

Trolling: IRL 😎

[theparrotkids]

Them damn kids these days, never get off their phones.

[75orchids]

Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post

[suspend]

i dont need a date i need cash

[angryladies-deactivated20160518]

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[pencap]

Please, let him be soft.  I know you made him       with gunmetal bones      and wolf’s teeth. I know you made him to be      a warrior      a soldier      a hero. But even gunmetal can warp and even wolf’s teeth can dull and I do not want to see him break the way old and worn and overused things do. I do not want to see him go up in flames      the way all heroes end up martyrs. I know that you will tell me  that the world needs him. The world needs his heart      and his faith      and his courage      and his strength      and his bones and his teeth and his blood and his voice and his– The world needs anything he will give them. Damn the world,      and damn you too. Damn anyone that ever asked anything of him,      damn anyone that ever took anything from him,            damn anyone that ever prayed to his name. You know that he will give them everything      until there is nothing left of him          but the imprint of dust               where his feet once trod. You know that he will bear the world like Atlas     until his shoulders collapse          and his knees buckle               and he is crushed by all he used to carry.  Dear God,  you have already made an Atlas. You have already made an Achilles and an Icarus and a Hercules.  You have already made a sacrificial lamb of your Son. You have already made so many heroes, and you can make another again.  You can have your pick of heroes.  So please, I beg you– he is all that I have,  and you have so many heroes and the world has so many more.  Let him be soft,  and let him be mine.

Please, let him be happy ( j.p. )

[simply-indescribable]

am i too late for this meme

[electricbanjo]

Oh my god.

[captain-lewis]

C O N S I D E R THE

Coconut

[jewishsuperfam]

the WHAT

[redundancy-lover]

The trunks and the LEEAAVES!

[bunney]

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

[nasanap]

sorry to add to the post but I remember in 5th grade when they invented the “smart whiteboard” and my school won one for the library and everyone lost their shit because they were so expensive and I graduated high school last year and by the time I graduated every single classroom had one. Watching technology go from glitchy and expensive to powerful and affordable within less than ten years continues to blow my mind

[whats-your-name-man]

no but also like owning a flip phone was the Coolest Shit™ and you could take photos(???) and it was like so incredible, and it was all fun and games until you pressed the key for THE INTERNET and you knew you’d be charged so you pressed that cancel key eighty times and prayed to god that he’d take mercy on you…and then iphones became a thing and it was like unreal

[natalie-memeallister]

Going from vcrs and huge roll in tvs to streaming the movie online and projecting that onto the smart board within the span of 5-10 years.

[danisontnonfire]

ok but do you guys remember before proper projectors were put in there was the overhead projector that could only read clear plastics and it projected using light and mirrors

[fady-jaeger]

Technology

[yiuliel]

remember when you got your first phone, and it had monoton/polyphone ringtones=? OR THE FIRST TIME YOU COULD ACTUALLY PUT A SONG AS YOUR RINGTONE 1:1 that was such a huge thing…..Also the first phones with coloured displays, 100x100px photos……god what a time….

[squided]

I remember before iPods became a thing and I was in like 5th grade and I got a Walkman CD player (because regular CD players would skip and shit if you moved them too much and walkmans were like A+ technology that you could listen to CDs on the go) and I had like the whole case of CDs I’d take with me everywhere. Then iPods became the new norm and everyone’s mind was collectively blown

[squeeful]

My great-grandmother went from being the first house in town to have electricity to emailing her cross-national friends in her lifetime.

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

[onlytwitterpics]

[ms-mandy-m]

[iambaby-j]

IG : iambaby.j