• shan •

| 25 | DTX | | blog content-memes, n' lesbians |

[kosmogrl]

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[restingmimikyu]

transparent coelacanth plush png 4 you guys

[bathroomcube]

im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[spitblossoms]

[heidelbro]

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

[tuxankhamun]

sheep things i imagine

[heidelbro]

debatable

[tuxankhamun]

sheep installed on dog hardware

[heidelbro]

wolf in sheep's clothing, if you will

[acitybythelightunited]

Wolf? That looks like a sheep fucked a corgi

[henstomper]

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

[paleo-mammalia]

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

[smeasel]

[sweatymasc-deactivated20260101]

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

[dumblr]

- damn, I love you.

[rizses-lecso]

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

[pigonaphone]

What month were you born?

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

[nylarac]

[cryptotheism]

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

[flagellant]

[cryptotheism]

Laika how did you make this that fast

[flagellant]

Who do you think gave you the dream

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

love the red on this one. real

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]