what kinda fuckery is this

well im addicted to glamour. Snapchat thealyssajade

[papoum]

honestly isnt this the best decision alyssa ever made?

[thealyssajade]

This is why I love both.

[little-sorceress]

Only 90s kids remember the real Magikarp Jump.

[lovlae]

me when people say cats are mean and don’t know how to love

[sixpenceee]

Talk about a special fidget spinner.

[randomzshizz]

It’s a golden snitch OMGGG

[sixpenceee]

How ladybugs unfold their wings

[sweetmilk-sweetheart]

THIS IS SO NEAT

[lizziebennet]

[sixpenceee]

Cats always step in their own footprints. Cats are capable of walking very precisely because, like all felines, they directly register; that is, they place each hind paw (almost) directly in the print of the corresponding fore paw, minimizing noise and visible tracks. This also provides sure footing for their hind paws when they navigate rough terrain.

[godidektbh-deactivated20221108]

Precise toe beans

[loraborealis89]

This is just beautiful to watch….

[eastafrician-deactivated2018041]

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

[bonanzajellybean]

[thealyssajade]

Ahh my favorite post is back! Lmao 😂

[mrpibb]

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

[malefistache]

[exquisitliltart]

This is amazing! 

[allahsaddictsarehuman]

[gay-duck]

Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt

[mustardprecum]

Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him

[malmao]

i love him

[bisexualgambit]

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

[gapingvirgo]

ross died of influenza

[solarpunksoftie]

Good

[ssweetener]

UPDATE: Ariana has reached out to all families that have lost someone in Manchester and has offered to pay funeral expenses.

[klubbhead]

It’s true

[the-real-stevie-nicks]

That’s so nice and noble. I wonder if she’s badly shaken up after that?

[kittyinhighheels]

Apparently she was in a hospital because she was hysterical and had a breakdown. There are pictures of her exiting her plane and she looks really bad. Her mother and her both wore black as a sign of grief

[silent-calling]

I’m not a fan of hers, but I have absolute respect for this, and I hope she, and all the survivors, find solace and recover quickly.

[ninetoedsloth-deactivated201812]

This was a tragedy in which people died and what she’s doing is a very noble and generous thing. Literally nobody cares if you’re a fan of her or not.

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[apinchofsanity]

They are harvesting our sorrows

[sweaterweathercub]

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

[feynites]

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

[thealyssajade]

Lmao harvesting our sorrows!!!!! 😂😂😂

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best Way to Remember Someone’s Name.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I feel personally attacked.

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock