美的ゴミ箱

Came for the accent, stayed for the existential crisis

[imadeyouhowell-deactivated20180]

Wtf is this photo

[theangelbean-blog]

Where has this been all my life?

[alittlesleepy]

nerd

[abyssgazewithme]

[hobbithair]

you’ve heard of don’t cry, craft now get ready for

[espadaroja-deactivated20240301]

This meme.

Inspired by the Chimbot video (X)

[napkincole]

Phil: “We’re both nocturnal, and the postman likes to deliver post at like 8 o'clock in the morning. […] One of us has to get out of bed in our pyjamas, go down about 17 flights of stairs and meet the postman.”

Dan: “But you, Mister, like, “ooh, I’m a heavy sleeper, it never wakes me up”, then I have to get out of bed to get your Amazon packages.“ (x)

[phanscuddles]

the time dan accidently outed them…

[aaashleylove-deactivated2017032]

[philslesters]

PHIL IS DOING A TIPSY TALK…I AM SO BLESSED…MY FAMILY IS SO BLESSED…MY DOG IS SO BLESSED…EVERY PERSON ON THIS PLANET IS SO BLESSED !!!!! 

[finalfantasyseries]

[duplicatable]

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

[veinitas]

*drops down on one knee* will u sin with me

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

a question to oversized shirt wearers: do u ever just

[20dollarfalloutboy]

WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY WEDDING

[downbelowtheborder-deactivated2]

WEDDING

[panicatryan]

WEDDING

[20dollarfalloutboy]

YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG

[softheartselectricsouls]

THE POOR GROOM’S BRIDE IS A WHORE

[wildflowerhowell]

SHOTGUN

[petewentz-]

[animalbody]

Always reblog

[kimjunsutrashh]

[theangelbean-blog]

People who live in places it doesn't snow: Snow is so pretty! People who live where it snows are so lucky.

People who live where it snows: fucking Inconvenience Powder

[alucarda-deactivated20191117]

the fic: there’s only one bed

my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?