the ANNEswer

Learning all sorts of things.

[goodmemory-deactivated20240521]

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[layabout-city]

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

[eughg-deactivated20190425]

i completely understand

[sweetest-honeybee]

I completely understand this

[taco-bellamy]

I think I just experienced asmr from looking at these

[bunnychoo]

i fucking used to chew those colorful clear shits

[la-dolce-vita-on-deck-blog]

dear lord

[sawyer-saucee]

Oh my god I remember

[frogseyy]

Um you forgot the snacks

[heck-im-lost]

shit you right

[guts-of-glass-deactivated202002]

And those little fucking coloured dogs, what are the dogs called FUCK they helped with numbers and came with huge fucking books they are midnight snacks

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

this man asked if its okay to buy an engagement ring with a skull on it and antoni went through every stage of grief in the background within about four seconds

x

[awwww-cute]

[corgisandboobs]

“What’s the password?” “Is it… is it ‘dog’?” *muffled meeting behind door* “You may enter.”

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[autostraddle]

Janelle Monáe’s Queer “Pynk” Music Video Is Here To Wreak More Havoc On Your Heart and Body

“Pink, like the tongue that goes down. Pink, like the paradise found”

[nobrashfestivity]

Hasui Kawase, Moonlit Night (Daisensui Pond), 1920

Color woodblock print

more

[jorgejustsayin-deactivated20201]

Actual image of Jesus after he turned water into wine

[goodmemory-deactivated20240521]

[bigcatkingdom]

This year’s World Wildlife Day will be celebrated with the theme of ‘Big cats: predators under threat’. 

Although some of the most charismatic and admired animals, several species of big cats across the globe face the threat of extinction - mostly due to anthropogenic actions. We have lost 95% of tigers in the last 100 years and 40% of lions in the last 20, and many more species are also in decline (x). 

They face threats such as poaching, habitat reduction, loss of prey, and climate change (x). As a consequence, we need urgent action to protect them. World Wildlife Day aims to raise awareness of this issue, gather support, and urge people to take action to help save these iconic species. 

If you don’t want to live in a world without big cats, please get involved by sharing this post and by reading more at wildlifeday.org/content/get_involved. 

Big cats need your help!

[trapcard]

me: *misses my train by 6 seconds* me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.

[meladoodle]

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

[alex-plante]

So some of these details are probably wrong, it happened a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics leading up, but it was incredible. A friend of mine who does stand up was doing his bit at open mic one night, and a guy was heckling him. Just being a total asshole, and then his phone rang and he started talking loudly on his phone about how he’s at open mic and this guy isn’t funny, etc. Now the weird thing about hecklers is that they just want to be a part of something most of the time, so my friend said, “hey man, what’s your name? Can I see your phone for a second?”

The guy actually handed over his phone, and my friend hung up, and scrolled through his contact list until he found the person he was looking for. He hit dial, and starts.

“Hello? Is this [Name’s] mom? Great! It’s very nice to talk to you. I’m a comedian in the middle of my standup routine, and your son is being very rude, [lists off some of the things her son said]…. hold on, can I get you to repeat that?”

He takes the phone away, puts it in speakerphone and holds it up to the mic.

“I said, I’m sorry my son is being such an asshole.”

Everyone lost it. Fuckin’ destroyed by his own mother. My friend said it was one of his proudest moments ever.

[mayanangel]

Yes, please.

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[bear-mom]

@backgroundflametrooper

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[fartsandprayers]

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk