Under The Sheets

N.Y.C. born and raised. Action sports enthusiast. I appreciate the well dressed. I enjoy humor, politics, food, & travel. This blog is in no way orbiting one topic. This maps my thought patterns. Trends, brief obsessions, admirations. Enjoy.

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[theanswerisalwaysyes]

Murdered out my kit with Kendos. 

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Kevin and Tor

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[chilewebeopuntocom]

Arte

[hellagoodhair]

my hands can’t even open water bottles

[theanswerisalwaysyes]

^^^^^^^^^^ ALL OF THIS

[thenervouspeal]

[earlyware]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[adreamofstarlight]

This is how super villains are created

[menandtheirdogs]

At the vet’s

[freedom-in-pow]

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[naimabarcelona]

[naimabarcelona]

Giorgia Tordini, by Sandra Semburg

[bunnypets]

[sagaouterwear-blog]

Steve Stepp keeping it OG at Powder Mountain.

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[theanswerisalwaysyes]

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

[closerrtothesun]

[triple-cork-deactivated20150527]

[the-mpgis-stan]

THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT OMG

[theanswerisalwaysyes]

amazing.

[mfa-hoe]

Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!

Trisha Cappelletti from The Most Popular Girls in School (via aimlessrandomness)