[dandelionmoss]

person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

[theantagonist]

i hate websites. only web i need is spiders web.

[pjackk]

I dont think i was ment to be loved i was created to be a pathetic gay pig to get kicked in the head by a donkey until i diee fuck this life

[yellow-cat]

my gay fish and her guard dog

[yellow-cat]

the dog is homophobic and just doing it for the money

[angelicdewdrop]

[pinkfire-chacarera]

HOW DOES SHE KNOW!!! PRIMATES ARE AMAZING 🧍🐵🦧🦍🐒🤎🔥💯

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[scretladyspider]

So I looked up “amazing” under the gif search and this little guy came up

[scuffledig]

what the fuck

[ratfuck]

they should make a bird who's call sounds like a hard fart on a leather couch

[despazito]

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[finns-gifs]

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[your-sunshine-future]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[importantpics]

[samimarkart]

Quail family

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[gammelgaedda]

Bobbit woman

[gammelgaedda]

gave her a quirky shrimp galpal