Listen Up, Bitchcakes

Insomniac mostly

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bears-are-trans]

Be blessed

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

[sufferingenby]

“Apologies jack; Mr Blobby”

“/oh fuck/”

[zhampy-deactivated20230923]

the classic clip is back on my dash he never was meant to be a kid’s show character, he was designed to prank celebs on Noel’s House Party (that i watched as a child lol) but kids loved him cos he’s loud and annoying. that no.1 hit song was GOOD OKAY

[brucebocchi]

fuck dude. end of an era. 2020 has taken everything from us

[residentevildash-moved]

here’s an article about the accounts termination. god damn

[queenfallopium]

Wtf 😡 oh but they’ll leave up yummy by Justin fucking Bieber??

[the-writer-is-always-write]

[kintochaos-deactivated20240917]

Star Wars: *Announces a bunch of new shows and projects*

Marvel: 

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

[pinchepocho-deactivated20171008]

Do some of you not form your own opinions? Yikes

[chromolume]

oh shit i guess this is a bad post

[gothswiftie69-deactivated202102]

this string of tags is too good to not include

[spookypineflair]

I know people say “Tumblr in a nutshell” far too often, but I literally have yet to see a more apt description of this piece of shit app

[starfieldcanvas]

even if you know right away OP is full of shit, it’s also a question of “does the person I follow agree with OP, or did they reblog it because the post ends with a rebuttal at the bottom? am I going to have to unfollow someone for the position in the last comment?”

[random-fandomania]

[garlic-slut]

These men said “that is NOT what women are for” so fast

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[candycorn-dreams]

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

[archive-asdfghjkl-deactivated20]

top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

[bellas-strawberryshampoo]

2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book

[sakura-haruka]

Bonus:

[niggazinmoscow]

I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss.  All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

[beardedchrisevans]

x

[yermemeblog]