The Apprentice

Just some angry lil' guy (ง'̀-'́)ง

[monster2001]

Noise tolerance gap relationship

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

my upward spiral

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[rxttingcorpse]

[i-am-a-fish]

sitting

[brostateexam]

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[theaprentice]

I'm SUCH a SUCKER for repetitive tasks like???

I'm removing the shells from my 1.36kg bag of pistachios and I'm thriving!!! I fucking LOVE doing the same thing OVER and OVER!!!

[helloitsbees]

got asked “why are you open on Easter Sunday?” by a very angry woman at work today…my literal sister in christ it’s because you are also here

[helloitsbees]

if you think that god doesn’t want people to sell jeans today then ma’am perhaps you should not be buying jeans today

[helloitsbees]

[tragedykery]

[ID: a tumblr post edited to say: “not to be insensitive but some christian fundamentalists are so funny bitches like ‘i saw her at the Old Navy!!!’ girl... what were YOU doing at the Old Navy 👀” /end ID]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[mollybeenoel]

[bunnyrabbitfacts]

*pointing at bunny* you know that thing would eat you if you were grass, right?

[cottaqecore]

max julien lalanne

[theaprentice]

Hey there! I wanted to let you know that I reported your account when I meant to report someone else. It was a mistake, and I hope it didn’t cause any issues. I received a ticket from Tumblr and can share it with you if you’d like I'm not able to send you a message right now, though, and I’m not sure why.

Hello! I can't send you a message either. Maybe reporting me blocked me and that's why? Anyway, if this blog gets deleted or whatever (idk what happens when you report someone) I'll figure something out. It's not like it's really important or influential or something. It's nice of you to notify me anyways :)

[theaprentice]

HEYOOO SO APPARENTLY THIS IS A SCAM! I CONTACTED TUMBLR AND IT'S A KNOWN SCAM AND IT'S ALL SO WEIRD

[cannibalcaprine2]

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

[cannibalcaprine2]

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[peachhyg0gh]

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

[theaprentice]

The end of the world 🤞🤞🤞