Theartofbadescapes

I'm me, nobody else.(Somehow made a Yogs RP blog now with what I guess is an OC. Apart of the Minutes Universe.)

[lividrp]

Yeah, ‘course we’ll do this again. You’re a great apprentice. Oh, hey, we’re here!

> You step out into the clearing, and—

> Who is that?

...

Stay here, Nebula.

> You lift an arm in their direction, to keep them from going further.

> then, you’re trudging forward, cautious eyes staring at the stranger.

... a husk?... you guys haven’t been messing with clones, have you? Wait, you wouldn’t know, you’ve been hangin’ out with me.

> You step closer.

Oh god, it’s...

Xephos.

[lividrp]

N-no. Nebs, it’s definitely him. I’ve known this guy since the beginning, ‘course I’m gonna know what his original looks like.

...

Virus.

You’re defending the guy who literally has been lying to you ever since you met him. The guy who faked his own death. The guy who forced me to work at his stupid lab until my brain melted.

You can’t stop me from getting revenge.

[theartofbadescapes]

Sure I can!

>You nod, confident in your abilities.

I can pretty much take you on right now and win, actually. So I’d say I’d do pretty good at stopping you!

>You look over to Nebula.

Don’t worry I’ll probably just drop them where the robot dropped me, and I’ll bring him back after he’s tired out. Aaalso, like, you know. It’s less ‘defending him’ and more ‘I think the way you’re trying to get revenge is stupid because you’re stupid’, y’know?~

>You giggle, rolling your shoulders.

You aren’t even going to listen to him because you’re too caught up in your own troubles and problems ‘cus you’re selfish and mean.

So, yeah, think I’m gonna take it from here, yeah? Yeah.

[lividrp]

Yeah, ‘course we’ll do this again. You’re a great apprentice. Oh, hey, we’re here!

> You step out into the clearing, and—

> Who is that?

...

Stay here, Nebula.

> You lift an arm in their direction, to keep them from going further.

> then, you’re trudging forward, cautious eyes staring at the stranger.

... a husk?... you guys haven’t been messing with clones, have you? Wait, you wouldn’t know, you’ve been hangin’ out with me.

> You step closer.

Oh god, it’s...

Xephos.

[lividrp]

> The blow sends you backwards, and you nearly fall over.

> Thankfully, there’s a tree to catch your fall.

> Steadying yourself, and holding your knuckle to the blood trickling down your nose, you glare at the one who’d punched you.

the hell are you?... wait, you’re Virus, right? Xeph’s——

> Your eyes widen as they land on Virus’ companion.

...Xephos.

> your hand lowers, turning into a fist.

I’d recognize your original anywhere.

> YOU WERE RIGHT about your theory earlier. You choke back a laugh.

It’s you.

[theartofbadescapes]

You ̕l̡áỳ ̢one̴ god́d́am͏n͡e̵d ͡f͠u̕ckin͢g hand ҉o͠n my̨ ͏f̀ri͏eńd,̶

>You point a claw in husk’s direction, before slowly dragging it along the air and point it in Lalna’s direction, snarling.

A̡nd̢ ̷I̧ ̸w̨i͟l̨l t̸e̕a̶r yo̡u ap͝art̡ b́y͏ ͞my͏ ̧o̴wn h̵an̢d͏s͜.͘ ̕G͡ot ̧i͟t?

>You’re glaring daggers, and it takes you a few moments to recognise what he was saying.

>Your face falls, for only a moment, but you look back with a sharper glare and even sharper claws.

Wa̸i̛t, th̛e̶ ҉O͘r̕i̢g̶in̕al? Did ҉that͠ b͠l̵ow t̸o ͟th͏e ́he͞a͟d͝ ̶hurt ͞you͢ ҉more th҉a͡n ̷I ͜th̀ou͢ght,̢ La̡lna?

>You pause, looking back over at the man, then back to Lalna.

>You look at Nebula, and a wave of slight calm seemed to rush over you, thank god at least they’re here.

>You close your eyes and take a few calming breaths, dimming the light in your eyes and the fire in your soul.

He’s come to, from what I’ve heard, find the Xephos here that....

>You grip your claw-fists tighter.

...Him. He was sent here with a crew to look for Him. They’ve been in space for a while, and everything I’ve heard about it suggests this man must be some... clone from another planet.

>You reveal slightly sharper than usual teeth in a small smirk, oh thats new, as you’d step forwards, beckoning Lalna closer.

But I mean if you’re up to try and do anything to anyone, I think I’m in the mood to have you go through me first, Science Boy.

[supernovaofimmortality]

> It was all falling apart.

> You look at Nebula, knowing you shared that feeling of helplessness they had on their face.

> Utter helpless confusion.

> Except this wasn’t their fault.

> It was yours.

Um... Virus...

> You look at Husk. Disgust and guilt and confusion is filling you, until it’s all you can think of.

... Stop. Please stop this.

[fluxedfiles]

>Holy Fucking Yikes >Fine, fine, Virus having a goddamn pet zombie is a problem for later, you guess

>Getting in between whatever Virus is becoming and their.. prey is a terrible idea, and your whole nervous system is screaming that loud and clear, but it’s not like you can just watch them kill each other! 

Uh! Ok, alien guy is right, can everyone calm the fuck down? Please? 

[lividrp]

I don’t give a shit about the husk now. I’ve found something better. I found Xephos.

Don’t you get it? He tricked you! All of that is just a lie! I didn’t work in that damn cloning lab for all my life just for some kid to— to—

SHUT UP!

> You hate being interrupted. Even by your-

> Your...

> ...Nebula.

> you squeeze your eyes shut, then turn your head towards Virus and Xephos.

He must’ve gone into his original clone and left the one you were familiar with to die. Then, you brought the decoy back to life. Clones can be brought back, but they just become husks if they don’t have nuthin in them. The Husk is proof that the guy next to you is Xephos. It means he’s back, he never left, he never died.

> You wipe the blood on your face, but it only creates a crimson smear.

your friend and I have unfinished business. He’s coming with me.

He can’t escape the consequences, even in- hahah— even in DEATH.

[theartofbadescapes]

Okay, boomer.

>You seem slightly calmer when you see Nebula there, but you step forwards and awkwardly try to shuffle them behind you, along with the two versions of Xephos you have, like you’re a goddamned Xephos Pokemon Master.

>You look back at Lalna, shrugging.

Sorry, dude. Husk here, they don’t have Xephos in them.

>You shrug, casually, wiping off their blood from your fist onto your pants.

‘cause I inserted a part of my own soul into them in a harrowing and extremely sorrowful part of my life.

>You snicker slightly.

Kind of makes them a clone of me and not a clone of Xephos, really. Unlike another void creature I know, though, couldn’t exactly leave them alone to fend for themself, so I’ve been letting them stay here.

At least until I can find a more stable place that they can stay and I can take care of them. So, yeah, they’re kind of.. a clone of me, in a Xephos body, like how I’m Virus, in a weirdo teenager’s body.

>Despite your more casual demeanor, there’s a glint in the redness of your glowing eye.

But very seriously if you touch a hair on either of their heads I will posess you and force you to dance Fortnite dances and then post it to the internet.

[lividrp]

Yeah, ‘course we’ll do this again. You’re a great apprentice. Oh, hey, we’re here!

> You step out into the clearing, and—

> Who is that?

...

Stay here, Nebula.

> You lift an arm in their direction, to keep them from going further.

> then, you’re trudging forward, cautious eyes staring at the stranger.

... a husk?... you guys haven’t been messing with clones, have you? Wait, you wouldn’t know, you’ve been hangin’ out with me.

> You step closer.

Oh god, it’s...

Xephos.

[lividrp]

> The blow sends you backwards, and you nearly fall over.

> Thankfully, there’s a tree to catch your fall.

> Steadying yourself, and holding your knuckle to the blood trickling down your nose, you glare at the one who’d punched you.

the hell are you?... wait, you’re Virus, right? Xeph’s——

> Your eyes widen as they land on Virus’ companion.

...Xephos.

> your hand lowers, turning into a fist.

I’d recognize your original anywhere.

> YOU WERE RIGHT about your theory earlier. You choke back a laugh.

It’s you.

[theartofbadescapes]

You ̕l̡áỳ ̢one̴ god́d́am͏n͡e̵d ͡f͠u̕ckin͢g hand ҉o͠n my̨ ͏f̀ri͏eńd,̶

>You point a claw in husk’s direction, before slowly dragging it along the air and point it in Lalna’s direction, snarling.

A̡nd̢ ̷I̧ ̸w̨i͟l̨l t̸e̕a̶r yo̡u ap͝art̡ b́y͏ ͞my͏ ̧o̴wn h̵an̢d͏s͜.͘ ̕G͡ot ̧i͟t?

>You’re glaring daggers, and it takes you a few moments to recognise what he was saying.

>Your face falls, for only a moment, but you look back with a sharper glare and even sharper claws.

Wa̸i̛t, th̛e̶ ҉O͘r̕i̢g̶in̕al? Did ҉that͠ b͠l̵ow t̸o ͟th͏e ́he͞a͟d͝ ̶hurt ͞you͢ ҉more th҉a͡n ̷I ͜th̀ou͢ght,̢ La̡lna?

>You pause, looking back over at the man, then back to Lalna.

>You look at Nebula, and a wave of slight calm seemed to rush over you, thank god at least they’re here.

>You close your eyes and take a few calming breaths, dimming the light in your eyes and the fire in your soul.

He’s come to, from what I’ve heard, find the Xephos here that....

>You grip your claw-fists tighter.

...Him. He was sent here with a crew to look for Him. They’ve been in space for a while, and everything I’ve heard about it suggests this man must be some... clone from another planet.

>You reveal slightly sharper than usual teeth in a small smirk, oh thats new, as you’d step forwards, beckoning Lalna closer.

But I mean if you’re up to try and do anything to anyone, I think I’m in the mood to have you go through me first, Science Boy.

[lividrp]

Yeah, ‘course we’ll do this again. You’re a great apprentice. Oh, hey, we’re here!

> You step out into the clearing, and—

> Who is that?

...

Stay here, Nebula.

> You lift an arm in their direction, to keep them from going further.

> then, you’re trudging forward, cautious eyes staring at the stranger.

... a husk?... you guys haven’t been messing with clones, have you? Wait, you wouldn’t know, you’ve been hangin’ out with me.

> You step closer.

Oh god, it’s...

Xephos.

[lividrp]

> Anger pools in your stomach as you stare at the husk.

Couldn’t be Xephos in there, no, definitely not... a true husk, I think, but that means—

That... means...

> Are you... laughing from anger or genuine amusement?

> the question itself makes you laugh harder.

That clever bastard! I should’a thought’a that earlier! He’s not DEAD, he’s just in a different body!

[lividrp]

> even though your apprentice is at least five feet away from you, you ramble on as if they’re listening.

With these guys, the husks, it’s pretty easy to trigger their memories— the ones they had before they uh, died. Given the guy’s tryin’ to get away from me, I’d say they’re already coming back a little. With the right stimuli, maybe we can find out where Ol’ Xephy ran off to- did you hear that?

[fluxedfiles]

>Even if you hadn’t been told to, you’d be staying well back, flux bristling into little spikes >You keep your gaze firmly fixed on it

Why- why’s there zombies. Why is there a zombie at my house. >You kinda.. feel bad for it, as horrifying as the concept alone is. It’s not Xephos- it’s just.. a thing. And it looks scared. >Your flux flattens slowly, and you creep up closer to tug on Lalna’s coat

I- Um, I think you’re scaring it, Lalna.

[lividrp]

Oh, don’t worry. They can’t feel anything.

> You back away from the husk a few steps.

... We really should try to get it’s memories before it dies, though. These dudes only ever last a few hours.

> Oh. It’s ... writing something?

> the husk turns its notebook towards you.

... Okay, that’s weird. They’re definitely not supposed to live that long. We should probably take him- uh, it?— back to the lab. We don’t have to dissect it if it can communicate like that. Plus, I really want to know where Xephos went off to.

[theartofbadescapes]

>The predator rises from the bushes and sprints towards its prey.

>You’re running at Lalna, anger and rage and hatred shining through your glowing red eye.

>You open your mouth to try and say something cool, something that would stand the test of time, eternally a scorn upon the face of a man.

>You screech.

>You jump as you get closer, twisting your body to swing your right hand back as much as possible before swinging it around for a punch to Lalna’s face.

S͢͟H̸UT͞ ̕͠TH̷͞E͏ F͘͡U̷̵C̡͡͏K̢͠ ̷UP̢̡!̧

[supernovaofimmortality]

> A new home will find you soon.

> Your new friend Virus is taking you there.

> After what felt like months wandering the wilderness, you’re excited. Things will be back to normal soon.

[theartofbadescapes]

If I wasn’t the child, I’d say you were the gullible one here.

I am the one bringing a stranger home though. Oh hell, I should tell the others. Welp, its a good thing I swallowed my phone!

>You’re deliberarely leading them over fallen trees and climbing around things.

>You also stop to watch some mushrooms for a bit, nodding in consideration before continuing.

[supernovaofimmortality]

You’re... quite the confusing individual.

What do you mean you’re a child?

>You trudge through the wilderness with ease; it’s what you’ve been doing for a while.

I... don’t intend on staying long, really. Just enough to get my bearings, and... I don’t know.

[theartofbadescapes]

I’m like, a toddler. No more than a couple years old.

I’m Baby.

>You’re snickering.

Also I was created confusing. How could anyone get a one up on me if I’m this awesomely unpredictable?!

[supernovaofimmortality]

You’re... baby.

>You bite back a smile.

...I agree. To be unpredictable is...

>Losing your train of thought, you look at Virus again.

... uhm, are we going to arrive soon?

[theartofbadescapes]

I dunno! I forgot what way we’re going. Also what we’re doing. Also what’s going on. Are we going on a picnic??? I love picnics!  >You start laughing more, slightly maniacally, before you pause and look in a random direction and keep walking. It’s just over here. We’ll be there soon. Metaphorically speaking. It could also take weeks or months or moments or it could be months and moments at the same time. >You shrug. Time was never my strong suit.

[supernovaofimmortality]

We’re trying to ... find your house, Virus.

Um... you don’t know where you’re going, do you? I suppose it doesn’t really matter where we go, as long as we find shelter, but...

> A maniacal laugh breaks through the silence, all too familiar and certainly nearby.

> On impulse, you grab Virus’ hand and start pushing through the brush. What is your plan here? You’re going towards him like an idiot— but it’s too late to stop now—

> You ans Virus make it to the clearing, hiding in the bushes. The rustling sound coming from you alerts him, and his rambles pause.

Do you know these people, Virus?

> You’re whispering.

[theartofbadescapes]

>You put your hand up to Z’s face, watching intently.

>You’d murmur in response.

Nebula, my dad. And... Lalna?

>You narrow your eyes, leaning forwards in the rustling bush, quietly overhearing the mad scientist.

>You’re gripping the grass tightly now, your fingers turning sharper and sharper as they’d dig into the dirt.

If that man won’t shut himself, I’ll just have to do it myself.

[supernovaofimmortality]

> A new home will find you soon.

> Your new friend Virus is taking you there.

> After what felt like months wandering the wilderness, you’re excited. Things will be back to normal soon.

[theartofbadescapes]

If I wasn’t the child, I’d say you were the gullible one here.

I am the one bringing a stranger home though. Oh hell, I should tell the others. Welp, its a good thing I swallowed my phone!

>You’re deliberarely leading them over fallen trees and climbing around things.

>You also stop to watch some mushrooms for a bit, nodding in consideration before continuing.

[supernovaofimmortality]

You’re... quite the confusing individual.

What do you mean you’re a child?

>You trudge through the wilderness with ease; it’s what you’ve been doing for a while.

I... don’t intend on staying long, really. Just enough to get my bearings, and... I don’t know.

[theartofbadescapes]

I’m like, a toddler. No more than a couple years old.

I’m Baby.

>You’re snickering.

Also I was created confusing. How could anyone get a one up on me if I’m this awesomely unpredictable?!

[supernovaofimmortality]

You’re... baby.

>You bite back a smile.

...I agree. To be unpredictable is...

>Losing your train of thought, you look at Virus again.

... uhm, are we going to arrive soon?

[theartofbadescapes]

I dunno! I forgot what way we’re going. Also what we’re doing. Also what’s going on. Are we going on a picnic??? I love picnics!  >You start laughing more, slightly maniacally, before you pause and look in a random direction and keep walking. It’s just over here. We’ll be there soon. Metaphorically speaking. It could also take weeks or months or moments or it could be months and moments at the same time. >You shrug. Time was never my strong suit.

[six-the-witch]

I'm writing a call out post on my Twitter . com Grimm is a bitch ass mother fucker-

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

Language!! >:(

[six-the-witch]

He's mean and he will get no sympathy from me and given the legal chance I will steal all his left socks.

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

Not the left sock!! Thats the most important foot!

[theartofbadescapes]

Wait, did he do something?

[six-the-witch]

No I'm just Mad and yknow I just wanna eat a tree.

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

thats the mothafuckin tree sisters!!

Thats what kids say right?

[six-the-witch]

Muc honey no

[theartofbadescapes]

MUC YES! THIS! IS THE MOTHER FUCKIN! TREE! SIS!!!!

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

YAS PRINCESS!! YASSSSSS

[six-the-witch]

VIRUS DON'T SAY MOTHER FUCKER IN FRONT OF THE BABY!

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

MOTHAFUCKIN RAVIOLI SISTER!!

[theartofbadescapes]

Why not!? She’ll do it anyway! She said it before I did! And- aaand! You! YOU SAID IT FIRST! AHHAHAHAH!

[six-the-witch]

I'm writing a call out post on my Twitter . com Grimm is a bitch ass mother fucker-

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

Language!! >:(

[six-the-witch]

He's mean and he will get no sympathy from me and given the legal chance I will steal all his left socks.

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

Not the left sock!! Thats the most important foot!

[theartofbadescapes]

Wait, did he do something?

[six-the-witch]

No I'm just Mad and yknow I just wanna eat a tree.

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

thats the mothafuckin tree sisters!!

Thats what kids say right?

[six-the-witch]

Muc honey no

[theartofbadescapes]

MUC YES! THIS! IS THE MOTHER FUCKIN! TREE! SIS!!!!

[six-the-witch]

I'm writing a call out post on my Twitter . com Grimm is a bitch ass mother fucker-

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

Language!! >:(

[six-the-witch]

He's mean and he will get no sympathy from me and given the legal chance I will steal all his left socks.

[hheellpppmmeeeee]

Not the left sock!! Thats the most important foot!

[theartofbadescapes]

Wait, did he do something?

[supernovaofimmortality]

> A new home will find you soon.

> Your new friend Virus is taking you there.

> After what felt like months wandering the wilderness, you’re excited. Things will be back to normal soon.

[theartofbadescapes]

If I wasn’t the child, I’d say you were the gullible one here.

I am the one bringing a stranger home though. Oh hell, I should tell the others. Welp, its a good thing I swallowed my phone!

>You’re deliberarely leading them over fallen trees and climbing around things.

>You also stop to watch some mushrooms for a bit, nodding in consideration before continuing.

[supernovaofimmortality]

You’re... quite the confusing individual.

What do you mean you’re a child?

>You trudge through the wilderness with ease; it’s what you’ve been doing for a while.

I... don’t intend on staying long, really. Just enough to get my bearings, and... I don’t know.

[theartofbadescapes]

I’m like, a toddler. No more than a couple years old.

I’m Baby.

>You’re snickering.

Also I was created confusing. How could anyone get a one up on me if I’m this awesomely unpredictable?!

[supernovaofimmortality]

> A new home will find you soon.

> Your new friend Virus is taking you there.

> After what felt like months wandering the wilderness, you’re excited. Things will be back to normal soon.

[theartofbadescapes]

If I wasn’t the child, I’d say you were the gullible one here.

I am the one bringing a stranger home though. Oh hell, I should tell the others. Welp, its a good thing I swallowed my phone!

>You’re deliberarely leading them over fallen trees and climbing around things.

>You also stop to watch some mushrooms for a bit, nodding in consideration before continuing.

[charlie-boards]

taz aesthetic board! really happy with this one

[theartofbadescapes]

Hon, I am the monster. >You wink, giving finger guns. But yeah, shit happens. I was sent out by my Master under.. similar.. pretenses. And now I live in someone else’s house! >Bingo bongo. So c’mon Blue Daba Dee Daba Dai, those people are usually fuckin’ assholes. Why not turn your spaceship into like, a cool space themed house? >Come live with us in the Minecraftia- nope, doesn’t fit with the rythmn.  I mean, what else are you gonna do, look for a dead guy? In my experience, doesn’t end well.

[supernovaofimmortality]

I…

> They’re joking— they must be. You chuckle.

I… don’t plan on returning anytime soon.

The ship is irreparable, especially without

my crew.

> …

Who is it you’re looking for?

[theartofbadescapes]

Just an old… >You cross your arms, thinking for a few moments. >I mean, what is he to you, anyways? …Bastard. Just an old bastard. >Yeah, that feels right. Then just like, I dunno. Turn it into a house anyway. I’m sure I’ve eaten some stuff that can help you. I’m very good at coincidental meals.

[supernovaofimmortality]

> Your lips twitch into a thin smile. Hope.

Eh… well… I don’t want to return to the ship.

> With a shuffle of discomfort, you bring your eyes to the lake. It is quiet and motionless.

Something attacked my friends there. I’m

not sure if it was an animal, or…

I don’t know, but… it didn’t just kill my

friends. It ate them. Most of them, at least.

[theartofbadescapes]

Ah! What a good day for you! I just so happen to be an expert on Monsters that eat things!

>You stand straight before bowing low, snickering.

There’s no eating based monster I can’t dispatch, why I burned a creature made of pure shadows so hard that it is currently cowering in fear of my return!~

>Heh. It’s funny because it’s technically half true.

[supernovaofimmortality]

Oh… good.

> The smile on your face fades.

Ah, to change the subject… what is it like living on this planet? For you, I mean? It seems there are many monsters.

[theartofbadescapes]

Well most of the worst monsters I know are actually human.

That sounds like a shit plot twist from a movie, doesn’t it? The true monster all along… it was man! DUNNDUN DUUUNNN!

>You smirk a bit, winking.

Plus I haven’t really had to deal with any monsters that weren’t sentient. There was that time with the weird basement with the what are now robot corpses but we don’t talk about that. Ever.

[supernovaofimmortality]

…

> They’re adorable, if a bit unsettling. You find yourself smiling.

Eheh, yeah, that’s… accurate

… I never got the chance to live at my home planet. I was told it was very… color-based.

[theartofbadescapes]

He he. Colour based. And your names Blue daba dee daba dai.

>You’re snickering.

I mean I’m sure my dad won’t be upset with another strange man being invited to the house by me. They know I can murder you if you try anything. Wanna come with?????

[theartofbadescapes]

Hon, I am the monster. >You wink, giving finger guns. But yeah, shit happens. I was sent out by my Master under.. similar.. pretenses. And now I live in someone else’s house! >Bingo bongo. So c’mon Blue Daba Dee Daba Dai, those people are usually fuckin’ assholes. Why not turn your spaceship into like, a cool space themed house? >Come live with us in the Minecraftia- nope, doesn’t fit with the rythmn.  I mean, what else are you gonna do, look for a dead guy? In my experience, doesn’t end well.

[supernovaofimmortality]

I…

> They’re joking— they must be. You chuckle.

I… don’t plan on returning anytime soon.

The ship is irreparable, especially without

my crew.

> …

Who is it you’re looking for?

[theartofbadescapes]

Just an old… >You cross your arms, thinking for a few moments. >I mean, what is he to you, anyways? …Bastard. Just an old bastard. >Yeah, that feels right. Then just like, I dunno. Turn it into a house anyway. I’m sure I’ve eaten some stuff that can help you. I’m very good at coincidental meals.

[supernovaofimmortality]

> Your lips twitch into a thin smile. Hope.

Eh… well… I don’t want to return to the ship.

> With a shuffle of discomfort, you bring your eyes to the lake. It is quiet and motionless.

Something attacked my friends there. I’m

not sure if it was an animal, or…

I don’t know, but… it didn’t just kill my

friends. It ate them. Most of them, at least.

[theartofbadescapes]

Ah! What a good day for you! I just so happen to be an expert on Monsters that eat things!

>You stand straight before bowing low, snickering.

There’s no eating based monster I can’t dispatch, why I burned a creature made of pure shadows so hard that it is currently cowering in fear of my return!~

>Heh. It’s funny because it’s technically half true.

[supernovaofimmortality]

Oh… good.

> The smile on your face fades.

Ah, to change the subject… what is it like living on this planet? For you, I mean? It seems there are many monsters.

[theartofbadescapes]

Well most of the worst monsters I know are actually human.

That sounds like a shit plot twist from a movie, doesn’t it? The true monster all along... it was man! DUNNDUN DUUUNNN!

>You smirk a bit, winking.

Plus I haven’t really had to deal with any monsters that weren’t sentient. There was that time with the weird basement with the what are now robot corpses but we don’t talk about that. Ever.

[theartofbadescapes]

Hon, I am the monster. >You wink, giving finger guns. But yeah, shit happens. I was sent out by my Master under.. similar.. pretenses. And now I live in someone else’s house! >Bingo bongo. So c’mon Blue Daba Dee Daba Dai, those people are usually fuckin’ assholes. Why not turn your spaceship into like, a cool space themed house? >Come live with us in the Minecraftia- nope, doesn’t fit with the rythmn.  I mean, what else are you gonna do, look for a dead guy? In my experience, doesn’t end well.

[supernovaofimmortality]

I…

> They’re joking— they must be. You chuckle.

I… don’t plan on returning anytime soon.

The ship is irreparable, especially without

my crew.

> …

Who is it you’re looking for?

[theartofbadescapes]

Just an old… >You cross your arms, thinking for a few moments. >I mean, what is he to you, anyways? …Bastard. Just an old bastard. >Yeah, that feels right. Then just like, I dunno. Turn it into a house anyway. I’m sure I’ve eaten some stuff that can help you. I’m very good at coincidental meals.

[supernovaofimmortality]

> Your lips twitch into a thin smile. Hope.

Eh… well… I don’t want to return to the ship.

> With a shuffle of discomfort, you bring your eyes to the lake. It is quiet and motionless.

Something attacked my friends there. I’m

not sure if it was an animal, or…

I don’t know, but… it didn’t just kill my

friends. It ate them. Most of them, at least.

[theartofbadescapes]

Ah! What a good day for you! I just so happen to be an expert on Monsters that eat things!

>You stand straight before bowing low, snickering.

There’s no eating based monster I can’t dispatch, why I burned a creature made of pure shadows so hard that it is currently cowering in fear of my return!~

>Heh. It’s funny because it’s technically half true.

[theartofbadescapes]

Hon, I am the monster. >You wink, giving finger guns. But yeah, shit happens. I was sent out by my Master under.. similar.. pretenses. And now I live in someone else’s house! >Bingo bongo. So c’mon Blue Daba Dee Daba Dai, those people are usually fuckin’ assholes. Why not turn your spaceship into like, a cool space themed house? >Come live with us in the Minecraftia- nope, doesn’t fit with the rythmn.  I mean, what else are you gonna do, look for a dead guy? In my experience, doesn’t end well.

[supernovaofimmortality]

I…

> They’re joking— they must be. You chuckle.

I… don’t plan on returning anytime soon.

The ship is irreparable, especially without

my crew.

> …

Who is it you’re looking for?

[theartofbadescapes]

Just an old... >You cross your arms, thinking for a few moments. >I mean, what is he to you, anyways? ...Bastard. Just an old bastard. >Yeah, that feels right. Then just like, I dunno. Turn it into a house anyway. I’m sure I’ve eaten some stuff that can help you. I’m very good at coincidental meals.

[theartofbadescapes]

Hon, I am the monster. >You wink, giving finger guns. But yeah, shit happens. I was sent out by my Master under.. similar.. pretenses. And now I live in someone else’s house! >Bingo bongo. So c’mon Blue Daba Dee Daba Dai, those people are usually fuckin’ assholes. Why not turn your spaceship into like, a cool space themed house? >Come live with us in the Minecraftia- nope, doesn’t fit with the rythmn.  I mean, what else are you gonna do, look for a dead guy? In my experience, doesn’t end well.