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@theasgardiantimelord

JK, this isn't Sunnydale, California. Wow, I can't believe I have fifty-five followers1 (even if half of them are porn blogs -_-) Anywho, welcome to a mess that that has do discernable main fandom. I love Batfam, star wars, and pretty much almost everything else I reblog. Also, my avatar is Raistlin from the DragonLance chronicles, one of my all time favorite books series.

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redwinerozanova

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

penny-anna

Pippin: one Gandalf, two Gandai

Merry: it’s just Gandalfs Pippin

Frodo: how about Gandalfi

Merry: no?

Pippin: it’s definitely Gandai

Frodo: I’ll trust your judgement :)

Merry: Gandalf tell them!!

Gandalf: it’s irrelevant as there’s only one of me

Merry: GAH

anarcho-cawmmunism

Considering “Gandalf” is supposedly derived from some words meaning “wand elf,” shouldn’t it be “Gandalves?”

penny-anna

- Aragorn

kctiebell

i will never,,, in all the remaining years of my life,,, forget the classic lie as to harry james potter looking snape dead straight in the eyes and saying roonil wazlib was his nickname

hyrude

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

flaminggoosememe

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

pizzopaps

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

tchrgleek

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

honeysucklepink

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

sapphireskys

You’ve heard of Sora noticing Kairi’s battle stance being like his, now get ready for…

The same but it’s Soranort vs Kairi

dreameleon

Sparkle sparkle 💎🐲

claroquequiza

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

kotilae

robotjiji-deactivated20190529

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

thuri-ly-made-madej

beemojis

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

beemojis

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

funkytoesart

Aspiro!

stydiaherondale

just imagine the jokes LMAO

0l0x

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will