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ilya opening their mail one day and then yelling SHANESHANESHANE who rushes in to where ilya is holding up a piece of mail gleefully

its a speeding ticket (not uncommon) with a traffic enforcement photo attached and its undeniable that it’s ilya’s (very few orange lamborghinis in the area) so shane is like “wow way to go. another few of those and your license is finally going to get revoked” and ilya is like “no. look closer.”

and shane leans in to look at the photo and tiny, just barely perceptible on the grainy photo, is ilya’s hand with a handful of dark hair in his lap

shane is beyond mortified but ilya keeps trying to hang the photo on the fridge

colferpics

Chris Colfer Instagram Story July 17, 2026

kosmogrl

#THIS #food #medical #and mortgage #those are the three killing us right now #and we can't not do any of them #teach's real life

movementnudge

Movement nudge! Office chair edition.

bandtshirt

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

piedude

abandonrun

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

curseofsisyphus

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

dono-harm-totonystark

believe it or not, we liked that more

thefloralpeach

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

ily-a

#chin kisses my beloved

na-page

It was one of the more charged moments of my life.

DARREN CRISS AND BERNADETTE PETERS - Tony Awards red carpet | June 07, 2026 / The Kelly Clarkson Show | May 14, 2025 / Tony Awards red carpet | June 07, 2015

#darren criss #bernadette peters #kelly clarkson #the best call back ever

blond-shell

HEATED RIVALRY PRIDE WEEK ➤ day 1: sex

fuckyoucanada

Hollanov canon au Shane gets outed but no one can identify the guy and they decide to hide ilya’s identity until they don’t have to worry about his Russian passport only now there are a bunch of men coming forward claiming to be the guy and so Shane has to state the guy who will remain anonymous is his long time partner and then guys online keep trying to convince him that they wouldn’t hide/to break up with that guy and Ilya is basically foaming at the mouth at this point.

He counts down the days and as soon as he doesn’t have to worry about russia he starts posting online asking Shane Hollander to pretty please consider him for his next boyfriend and Shane visibly flirts back and people are going crazy because does this mean that the other guy is out of the picture or???

Only they post a picture of them together a few days later that reveals Ilya was the guy all along and the internet explodes

“I can believe I asked Shane Hollander if Ilya Rozanov could fight I just barely escaped with my jaw intact omg”

”sorry I said I was better looking than your boyfriend I have taken my humble medication”

”what kind of power does hockey robot Shane Hollander hold to pull rose landry AND Ilya rozanov???”

meyerlansky

just. please know. that giffing scenes like that is a fucking nightmare labor of love.

to wit:

bottom's the raw capture, middle's just flat curve correction to make the footage visible, top is the final coloring with /counts seven adjustment layers to add back in Literally Anything But Yellow

every giffer i know does it out of love for the game, but for the record it's not... easy. it's not just slapping the footage in a cap grabber and posting whatever it spits out. "professional" lighting and color grading has only gotten waaay murkier and flatter in the fifteen years i've been giffing on here, so uh. don't repost gifs, please!

infiniteeight8

I thought the bottom was a black bar. I didn't even realize that was footage.

Everyone say thank you to your neighbourhood GIF maker! Giffers are so important to the fannish ecosystem, but to so many people the amount of work involved invisible.

#Thank you to the amazing gif makers in the world

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

gyrsaker365

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

obscureoldguy

This is good stuff to know!

socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

giuliafc

please reblog!

crescentwolf14

Soo I have a blood kink... someone reported a post about it like this one time and I got a message from tumblr asking if I was okay and how to get help if I needed it. Was actually cool I didn't know it was a thing that tumblr would do and until now didn't know exactly why that had happened other than something with that post but not that they had this whole set up

flavoracle

Suicide prevention is important. It works. I have personally benefited from it.

But it only works if people know about it. So please consider passing along.

slady-ao3

I wasn't aware of this feature myself.

penandinkprincess

unreasonably amused by the idea of shane who entertains himself by just being a fucking MENACE off screen when ilya is doing something for the team's social media or an interview or someting

it's nothing official or high stakes and shane's around people he knows so is looser and less Hollander™

which obvi means this is the best time to mouth "fuck you" over and over while flipping his husband off as he tries to make ilya break and either have to start over or just not be able to keep his composure

meanwhile ilya is just !! "no!! turn this camera!! he is-NO DON'T STOP DOING IT NOW. DO IT AGAIN."

*WILDLY fake innocent confused face* "do?? what?? you sound crazy right now."

*camera swings back to ilya*

"well, even with my husband being annoying and mean to me, we are still set up for-NO!! HE IS DOING IT AGAIN!! CATCH HIM!! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT SHANE HOLLANDER I-NO!! DO NOT ACT INNOCENT NOW!!"

*shane the SECOND the camera is back on him* 🤨🤨🤨😇😇😇

penandinkprincess

every single player just passing behind him and handing him their stick with "hey, you mind?" "hollzy, hold this for me, please?" until he's holding like. a fucking BOUQUET of hockey sticks in one arm.

still SO focused. not breaking at ALL.

he doesn't even end up being the punchline of the prank because it's genuinely just impressive.

nightquills

shane is expertly holding like 15 hockey sticks at once and the thirst comments are like "wow, i never noticed how big shane's hands are. i wonder how they'd look wrapped around my—"

shane is carrying a teammate in full hockey gear like it's nothing -> "oh he can carry me wherever the fuck he likes" -> "shane hollander if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like you to throw me around. Please respond to this and then throw me around on Thursday night when I’m free”

ilya inevitably ends up having a minor crash out on social media. “i know my husband is hot but his hands are for ME he is carrying and throwing ME. stop thinking about him. he is not free on thursday or any other day. stop asking”

by this point, however, the messing around has become a Team Tradition and also a beloved meme to the fans. and shane is really enjoying being In on a joke instead of being the subject of a joke!!! so the centaurs are not stopping. the thirst tweets and edits continue, and ilya knows no peace. (he does have his favorite edits saved, though)

penandinkprincess

"YES he has great hands YES he is very strong and can throw people around no effort NO none of you get to try anything. he is busy all nights with his👏husband👏"

penandinkprincess

@maplerosekisses

OH MY GOD

shane knows all of the team's kids so never reacts UNTIL the one day he's handed someone's relative's baby they brought to the game

which means the one (1) time shane ever breaks from an interview on camera is to register that he's holding A Mystery Baby, shift babby to look at them better, and SO seriously go, "hello, who are you?", get a squeal in response, and in the same tone go, "well, that doesn't really answer the question."

it goes viral IMMEDIATELY

cuprohastes

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.