smallmushroomfrog

[theashelian]

I just realized I should probably do this...so here we go

HEYA I'm A-shelian a feral mother fucker in whatever fandom I want at any given time..... pronouns......Yes.. Uh ....I don't got anything else to say

Think I finally decided what kinda blog Imma be, I'll be posting some modded mc builds from now on.....As well as my usual nonsense....mostly my usual nonsense...barely mc

[theehorsepusssy]

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[butchfagminotaur]

[ghirlmaker]

thinking abt the swapped!au and im not crazy.

img for context:

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[butchfagminotaur]

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[osgoss]

ooohh this white man and his weak heart

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

[peridotglimmer]

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Epicurious Expeditions

Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽‍💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration

[ocevaria]

smoked before his licence photo so he looks normal when pulled over

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[nebulonvoid]

One thing that I've noticed and appreciate about the PHM fandom is how much Grace gets passed around like a blunt.

That man is every color of the rainbow.

The man gets taken out of his fandom just to be passed around like a blunt in other fandoms.

He is the most aroace and pansexual agender man I have ever seen.

So far the running list that I've seen:

Rocky

Simon

Adrian

Carl

Rocky and Adrian

Stratt

Dubois and Shapiro (do not separate them, they come as a pair)

Ilyukhina

Yáo

Dimitri

Dr. Lokken

Tom Ryder

Driver from Drive (2011)???

Engineer Mark from In Space With Markiplier?

Din Djarin????????

Rocky again, but instead he looks like James Ortiz (i love seeing this one actually lol) (it's also good if human!Adrian looks like Meryl Streep)

More Markiplier????

Mark Watney

The 9th Doctor???

The 10th Doctor???

The 12th Doctor as well???

Like, let the man breathe 😭😭😭 he's practically just stumbling around, dazed, with a crazy amount of comical lipstick marks covering his face at this point lol

Edit: I've been told to add Tony Stark to the list. I don't know how this man got here, and I hate that I can see it

Edit 2: apparently I should also add Superman to this list??? Where are you all getting these ideas from??? (But, please, continue. I like wherever your crazy little brain's at)

Edit 3: okay, yeah, I guess Armando's on this list now. Didn't know that this guy was that freaky. (Also, apparently I need to add the three Captain Americas (Steve, John, Sam) which is kind crazy ngl. Where are all getting all these ideas from??? Please continue making Grace the fandom blunt, this is entertaining)

[icarusredwings]

Me: I don't ship Carl and Grace in a romantic sense

Also me: *writes them both clearly in love with one another and pining for each other more then a pine tree forest*

Me: I don't think Grace and Simon have sex, theyre both aroacespec and its very difficult for simon to feel romance in the first place. Grace feels none at all.

Also me: *writes them having sappy romantic sex*

Me: I don't ship Eva and Grace in a romance way what so ever, theyre both aroacespec

Also me: *writes them so attached the hip its fudging absurd, to the point Grace has a panic attack if he cant be near her*

Me: Rocky and Grace do not have sex because their relationship is far beyond anything of labels and they're chemistry is far more then just sexual.

Also me:

Ha you thought I was going to say I write Rocky and Grace having sex didnt you? Lol. You little nasty freak. Alright go on, scram. Shoo you.

Anyway *opens ao3 tab of Adrian Rocky and Grace having sex*

[lutheban]

You should draw ryland, rocky and Adrian as that like "OUR THIRD" "NOT WITH THEM" or something of it

he just doesnt like the attention ok

[nepptunii]

patron saint of being passed around like a blunt by the fandom

[lutheban]

How long does it take for the Earth crew to figure out that Grace is married to Rocky and Adrian? Or do they just tell them they’re married?

eehh it comes up eventually. Once all the emotions of like, finding out humanity's hero is alive, reuniting with their long dead favorite middle school teacher, dealing with the actual mission they were send to do, meeting with the welcoming Eridian delegation, once that settles down? Then- not long!

give them a month tops

[lutheban]

How long does it take for the Earth crew to figure out that Grace is married to Rocky and Adrian? Or do they just tell them they’re married?

eehh it comes up eventually. Once all the emotions of like, finding out humanity's hero is alive, reuniting with their long dead favorite middle school teacher, dealing with the actual mission they were send to do, meeting with the welcoming Eridian delegation, once that settles down? Then- not long!

give them a month tops