"You almost made me peepee my Pym-pants!"

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[aberrantemotion]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[valdrawsstuff-blog]

Communication skills

(My Hank has scars on his face bc he was dragged in the ant hill way back when)

[whycrywhenucandie]

[yeehawlw]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ankle-beez]

[strangeindividual69]

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

[cringefail-clown]

seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild

[whiterabbitloveposting]

For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).

[grimalditeuthis]

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

[3000s]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[lokaror]

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

[tonyzaret]

Ok people looks like I have to say this again: Game of Thrones is NOT REALITY Star Wars is NOT REALITY GHOSTBUSTERS IS reality Walking Dead (Seasons 1-3): REALITY Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, James Bond, Frankenstein: NOT SURE

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[darthbeans]

cant get this post out of my head

[persianmom]