[lmaonade]

radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

[softhag]

I’m so sleepy I just wanna be held n have someone gently kiss my neck as I fall asleep

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[veryspecific]

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[sharlatan-ka]

[valtsv]

character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*

their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*

me:

their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*

me:

[amllama]

If you buy me a stuffed animal just because you think i’d like it you automatically have my heart

[99core]

are u ever so touch-starved u think abt a kiss n feel ur guts turning

[sakura-haruka]

Yeah, I know.

[678i0u]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[bottombastard]

Bottoms be like: Wow your hands are nice :) wow your clothes are soooooo comfy :) Wow your hair is actually really soft :) Wow…you’re so strong, bet you couldn’t. ..pick me up :) wow, sorry I’m just so cold. Mind if I….get closer :))))

[tiktoks-we-like]

hey! do you have that one where its like "'this video is for god, so if that not you, keep scrolling, ok my mom says to get pregnant you have to pray, but my friend susie says you have to kiss naked so i dont-" then his mom starts screaming. i need it for reasons

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

acting like polyamory will solve cheating is ….. cracked . lol. infidelity is rooted in lack of respect for your partner and a general absence of integrity and decency. cheating doesn’t happen bc u are Constrained By Oppressive Monogamy. it is a choice. and you are an asshole

[sensitivesuggestions]

i love you and i miss you.

[letstiktokaboutit]

[mushysuggestion]

come closer i miss you