[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[funstyle]

Not to sound like hello kitty but eating cookies with your friends is lowkey a vibe

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[medievaljournalist]

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

[yudrilsthira]

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

[medievaljournalist]

juat let mw chj

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Medieval dungeon chatroom

InnocentCobbler: I Can't take much more...

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torturevictim12: heeeeeelllllllllppppp

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Smellysickly: 🐀🐀💩🐀🐀🤢🐀💩💩🐀💩

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ScremWhenYouSeeMe [MOD]: Hey guys my kid is dunking a witch in front of the king today. Would it be okay if I took the day off and just let you starve a bit?

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InnocentCobbler: 👍

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Smellysickly: Go for it! 😁

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torturevictim12: moans happily

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i_deserve_it: Breaking wheel today plss

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💬 Several people are typing...

[darkspaceboytoy]

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[gaycunt420]

one thing about me is that i will go on your blog and look around

[godlessondheimite]

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

[themattyrn]

To not mention gianmarco soresi in this is crazy

[godlessondheimite]

i limited it to people who are actually famous

[tragicwaif]

[ecosmowarrior]

yeah languages are weird. in english you can say "i'm wiped out!" and you can say "i'm pooped!" but you can't say "i'm pooped out!" because that already means something else. many such cases

my classroom of 20 adolescent green aliens: [furiously taking notes]

the alien sitting in the back right corner: [sighs and stares out the window]

the alien sitting in the back left corner: [draws stylized alien compound eyes]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[mousey-toy]

[blasesaint]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

finnaly did a past life regression 🤯🤯🤩🤩🤩🤩 i rly cant believe it 😇🙌 i feel so enlightened and connected to my ancestors..☮️🛐🛐 i always knew i was a special person... okay heres the results: penniless farmer, penniless farmer, plague victim, indentured servent, humpback lumberjack, basket weaver, plague victim, wench, horse girl, basket weaver, penniless farmer, wench, wench, wretch, basket weaver..