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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

gangler

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

mackasaurussex

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

silvysartfulness

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

thestraggletag

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

emospritelet

OMG that’s AMAZING!

verberation

I just saw this ad and holy fuck. If you are prone to epilepsy or flashing light triggered migraines if you see the top of THIS ad -

[image of cropped tumblr ad. Text reads ‘sponsored by WordAds. 5 Unique and Awesome Lightsabers. Not all lightsabers are created equal.]

Do NOT pass go. Do not try to scroll past. It is LONG and consists of a single incredibly stretched gif of random moving and flashing lights without distinct colours. It is seems as if it was DESIGNED to tigger flashing light sensitive issues.

Anyway, fuck this ad & pass on the warning to any who see it.

punkrorschach

This kicks ass. Disabled activists are protesting for their rights in South Korea by literally just riding the train during rush hour.

punkrorschach

full article

accelerationist-king-piccolo

okdegen

And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

budgiecare

please share this so people are aware this toy is NOT SAFE.

Please be very very careful when buying toys for your birds, just because its labelled as a bird toy does not make it safe because unfortunately some companies care more about making money than the welfare of our animals.

honey-lusst

stay safe ! 💕

yallstillhere

Come get this dick-fil-a

yallstillhere

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

yallstillhere

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

guerrillatech

bijoumikhawal

To all the people saying the fact that Filipinos took murders designed to look like an aswang was the culprit seriously means they were stupid: I wish you a very die painfully

Like look, if your country has deeply embedded folklore that basically everyone is very aware of, and someone literally murders a guy you know (who's a member of your communist group) in a way reminiscent of a murderous creature from your folklore and leaves the body for you to find you are not asking questions because a fucking murder occurred and that means you need to leave. The use of folklore only adds to the fact that this was an act of psychological warfare.

bogleech

Half of tumblr thinks you can summon real demons through a board game anyway.

stimman3000

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

krishnadewme

lionkins

wallpatterns-deactivated2019120

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

willisahappygrahamcracker

mountainashfae

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

wrathofthestag

snazzybees

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

butchfagminotaur

one time i asked my prof what a classmate’s name was and got this reply

unashamedly-enthusiastic

People have always been people (x)

laughoutloud-club

Wow. ‘Well done’ Starbucks

authumor

badgerofshambles

a singular scuit. just one.

threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

brunhiddensmusings

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

cameoamalthea

Why is this called a biscuit:

brunhiddensmusings

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

transparentgentlemenmarker

Snow goggles: the first sunglasses were used 2,000 years ago by Inuit hunters

The earliest known use of glasses to protect eyes from the sun was the Inuit use of “sun goggles” to shield their eyes from the blinding glare of light reflected off the snow. These were made from carved driftwood, bone, walrus ivory, or caribou antler that formed a strip worn across the eye area, with thin slits that the wearer could see through. The goggles were cut so that they fit tightly to the face, and often soot or gunpowder was rubbed on the outside to absorb the light and further cut down on glare.

The use of these goggles dates back to around 2,000 years ago, and as a bonus, even improved the wearers vision as the narrow slits helped focus eyesight

viejospellejos

Reblog si este cono patina mejor que tú

rockshitty

Damn cony hawk

beatrixkiiddo

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beatrixkiiddo

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