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cumbersassmasterbatch

if you do not want to bang Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages, you are wrong

spockemon

(♡ﾟ▽ﾟ♡)

leofromthedark

Tom Cruise & Patrick Swayze in THE OUTSIDERS (1983) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

pinkyinthecloset

“I like you!”

claudia-kishi

American Ferrera and Ben Feldman ✦ Superstore Season 3 Bloopers

theatrenlaw

i’m back and i’m sad

theatrenlaw

not about being back just in general

i'm back and i'm sad

uservik

If there’s one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it’s that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is. I’m simply saying that life… finds a way.

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

intoxicatingimmediacy

#BeardGang

itslocsdiggs

Oooooh, honey!

@iknowthekoolaidflavor @daisy-rivers @parksxo

y'all still alive?

theatrenlaw

not into the beard 😕

ninzied

morons. they messed up the drug.

poeticandvaguelysweet

Someone asked me a few weeks ago if I thought Owen and Claire had a dog because of an image on her desk in Fallen Kingdom. No one responded when I asked for a screengrab so I went and got one myself.

I’m not convinced this is Claire’s desk. Like, it could be. It could also be she just leaves her phone sitting around. There’s a pair of glasses in the bottom right and I’m just not sold that they would be Claire’s.

theatrenlaw

No way this is Claire Dearing’s desk. You simply cannot convince me.

tevivinter

Writer friends, I discovered a fun website today. It’s called “I Write Like” and here’s the description: Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers. Let me know which autor you got!

tevivinter

…I guess that’s it then 😂

hermajestyvk

I got Vladimir Nabokov. I’ve never read any of his works. Maybe I’ll add Lolita to my reading list now!

poeticandvaguelysweet

have they ever smoked weed together?

I want to say yes and it was 100% Owen who initiated it. Claire’s a little ‘hell no’ on the topic when he suggests it but she comes around (on her own) and ends up spending the night giggling against his side.