Fictional lives are more interesting than my own.

Al is the name, deep anxiety and memes are the game. Potato by day, baked potato by night. I like plants and theatre. (They/Them)

[daco-showman]

since I know you boys love welding how does this interior image of a tesla that costs 130 grand make you feel?

[pharmacriminal]

I feel like I'm going to throw up

[sarahconnorjr]

[transmortifried]

[warandpeas]

Leash

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[filmtvdaily]

THE GOOD PLACE | Best Self, 2x09

[aesoterik]

hmmm

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

why does there need to be a monsters inc series. and why does the new character look so boring

this is not a monster. this is just some guy

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

are you fucking kidding me. this is the design they went with are you serious

[horsecrash]

this looks like the main character of a madTV sketch parodying monsters inc

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[aviculor]

[eggpuffs]

i love santa clarita diet

[crittizen]

[fuckeverythingbecomeapirate]

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

[911official-deactivated20200526]

that’s cool as fuck though

[tiktokstowatch]

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[daluckdragon26]

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

[triviallytrue]

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

[triviallytrue]

based

[entitty]

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

[laguz-deactivated20210409]

men’s tits

[laguz-deactivated20210409]

Targeted audience

[moonclairvoyant]

everyone in the afterlife rushing to watch diana beat prince philip up

[ladystarks]