I Tell This Story

Lissy. Oldish but not really. Pfp is one of my dnd characters.

[alicent-florent]

The Other Bennet Sister (2026)

[skstarlight]

the problem with media today is there are no james spaders out there seeding the landscape with romantic freak energy

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[jessebloom]

what if you asked, "permission to speak freely, captain?" and the captain said no? what then? this is what black sails is about.

[fassina]

You are not the main character when you are reading a book.

The lead character is also not the author!!

The character is a literary device!!! A vehicle of storytelling!!!!

Their morals are not your morals or necessarily the writers morals and may be wrong or bigoted or whatever else to put forward a story!!!!

[alicent-florent]

Taggie / Bas Rivals S02E01

[alicent-florent]

Taggie / Bas Rivals S02E02

[efedesexo]

Please stop asking me how I’m doing, I have no idea, I’m actually trying to ignore it

[anarchistmemedistro]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.

you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“ship whatever you want except xyz. there is a limit” so you miss the entire point of what I just said 👌🏻

there is, in fact, no limit. I may be uncomfortable with it, I may even find it unpleasant/disturbing, but my personal feelings are not rules that can be applied to other people, and they absolutely do not justify shaming or harassing other people.

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[mayakern]

robinhood but make it gay 😳

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[lizzybennets]

✨ Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy ✨