[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Capitalists are like "you have so many choices in America! You can choose to kill yourself working or you can choose to starve to death!"

[laddie-godiva-blog]

Don't forget the classic "if you work really hard, you can work other people to death!"

[witchy-oates]

[cryptognomicon]

Fuck, Diogenes was reincarnated.

[e-lodicolo]

[animentality]

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

[realitytvgifs]

Me: *Watches one episode of Mob Wives*

Someone: Hi

Me:

[cherryliqour-deactivated2017062]

[justcatposts]

oh my god

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you can call any man named richard “dick” and they can’t do anything about. incredible loophole. zero consequences. madness they haven’t shut this down

[max-e-doodle]

[fukkce]

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[pumpkaboo-baby-deactivated20180]

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[labella-instagram]

[meangirlnurse]

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

[meangirlnurse]

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

[meangirlnurse]

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

[norwayspruce]

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro

[fukkce]

lmaoooo

[candiikismet]

Lmao bye!!! 😂😂😂😂

[labella-instagram]

[dailylaughsforyou]

People are sharing pics of their cats that seem to stretch to infinity (x)

[dr-archeville]

long cats are looong

[box4brains]

What are cats?

[rosemary-kitten]

looong

[labella-instagram]