The Not-So-Secret Life of the Average Person

I'm the average person.

[theavgperson]

Okay, instagram models, I took a bath, listened to “happy music,” took a nap, AND used a face mask, but SOMEHOW I’m still depressed. What do I do now?

[swarnpert]

british person: *sees dialga and palkia appear and create a space-time rift in the sky that will destroy the entire country* roight. wots all this then

[theavgperson]

Wut

[theavgperson]

ONE TIME, Thor diverted a storm to save a family picnic and accidentally had a raincloud dump its contents onto Loki and he got so royally pissed about it that he went and found the BIGGEST, BADDEST storm and convinced it to hate Thor and try to kill him. This led to, like, an eight part series of Thor battling this BIGASS FUCKING STORM throughout different time periods that eventually resulted in Loki being carried off to his death by some super angry rainclouds.

All because Loki’s clothes got a little damp.

Dude’s got NO chill.

[gifs-n-shits]

[theavgperson]

elijah: klaus why is our bank account almost empty

elijah: KLAUS DID YOU JUST GIVE ALL OUR MONEY TO CAROLINE FORBES

klaus surrounded by caroline drawings: HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES

[theavgperson]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[whitepajamas]

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013102]

[gifyourass]

My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.

[no-chill-at-all]

Rihanna can’t wink: A mini thread

[itsodete-deactivated20170613]

LOOOL

[caliphorniaqueen]

lmao my baby

[acebodhi]

That goofy smile.

[thiccsebby]

sam “i’m tired of everyone’s bullshit and super-powers” wilson.

[insertnerdyjokehere]

when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

[jaipaul]

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