The Randomness of a Geek

You can find pretty much anything here.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

I know I run a book blog so maybe this isn’t the right platform for this, but girls: Please look out for other girls. Tonight I was stuck at a bus stop in Shoreditch circa 2 AM and saw another young woman getting harassed by a drunk, aggressive dude, and at first I thought, “She’s got it under control.” But then he started touching her and I went “No, that’s definitely not right.” So I barged over and shoved him out of the way and said, “Beth?? Oh my God, how are you, I haven’t seen you since grade school!” And this girl I’d never seen before in my life threw her arms around my neck and whispered, “You are an angel, thank God.” We talked for fifteen minutes, the creep lost interest, I watched her get on the bus and I will sleep so much better knowing she got home in one piece. If you see something weird happening, intervene. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, and I think that’s worth the risk when you consider the alternative.

[wenchingwithshakespeare-deactiv]

Every platform is the right platform for this.

[fluffybadgerstudies-deactivated]

Yes, always reblog. Also if you don’t feel safe intervening call the police!

[toshio]

listen…i’ll probably never get over how good brotherhood’s first opening was

[redthebitch]

Probably the best opening of our generation

[ask-hothead-the-mare-deactivate]

[redofthekantoregion-blog-deacti]

The World Ends With You

[avisionofbluexinactive-blog]

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

[a-locked-box-of-muses-ii-blog]

+Cave Story.+

[fc-demon]

Yume Nikki

[appletrolls-deactivated20180218]

Outlast

[chocorps-moved]

Bastion

[speedoweedo]

red dead redemption

[dbunnymoved-deactivated20181223]

Wizardry, Dungeons and Dragons, Among the Sleep, Amnesia: The Dark Descent

[deepseadweller-domain]

bioshock

[akhinasan]

dragon age origins

[miss-mini-meal]

Assassin’s Creed

[swagginmun]

Stanley’s Parable

[gliittery-deactivated20151208]

Megaman

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

Spyro

[tlaloc001]

Minecaft

[d-feather-blog]

That has an F in it. You are disqualified. Anyway, the only one I can think of is The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave.

[shadowthehedgehogfan-deactivate]

Katamari Damacy

[kattimariias]

sonic generations

[blastthechaos]

Sonic mania

[therapyfox]

Resident Evil

[colewarlock]

Watch dogs

[axisthewolf]

Halo

[sinandfun-deactivated20231001]

Pokemon sun

[glitzy-ditzy-sarah]

Gran Turismo

Street Legal Racing Redline

BeamNG Drive

Payday Two

[death2sugar-deactivated20190527]

Dying Light, Borderlands, Chutes and Ladders, Monopoly.

[hbcat13-blog]

Cytus, deemo, osu

[mrs-skizzors]

dynamix, nieR: Automata, Danganronpa, DDR

[dothackeryggdrasil]

.hack//GU, Persona 2 : Eternal Punishment , Devil Summoner : Raidou Kuzunoha and the Souless Army, Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne, Digital Devil Saga, Disgaea 3 , Digimonstory Cyber Sleuth, Cathrine, Shovel Knight, Mother 3, Kid Icarus, Remember 11, 999, Virtue’s Last Reward, Doki Doki Liteture Club, the list goes on, my friend.

[final-girlboss]

Ōkami, Splatoon, Super Mario Bros, Madden, Plants vs. Zombies, Dead or Alive, Guitar Hero, Metroid, Sin and Punishment, Slender the Arrival, Nintendo Land, Mario Party, Mario Kart, Ico, Little Big Planet, and Tales of Xillia.

[punstorm-deactivated20200715]

earthbound/mother

[clubpenguinprinny]

CLUB

PENGUIN

[fixitstevenjunior]

Uhh.. steven universe attack the light :p

[pesky-plumbers]

Mario’s Time Machine

[thathedgehogsonic-blog]

Sonic The Hedgehog

[the-masked-illustrator-deactiva]

Zelda Majora’s mask, alien isolation, halo, undertale, doom, Skyrim

[ask-sensitive-bendy-deactivated]

(Fox: Cuphead, Soul Calibur, Portal, Resident Evil, Overwatch, Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance, Dragon Quest, Prey, Lego Avengers, and Persona Q)

[bepisbee]

Deus Ex Human machina

[archived-zombbean]

Uncanny Valley

[theawesomeheroicme]

Player Unknown Battlegrounds and Undertale

[aurorasleeping]

What if Harry and Draco were girls…

…for example, Harriet and Draquesha

[rorynneee]

DRAQUESHA?!?!?!

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

… is Draquesha from the ghetto??

[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO. BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT. PLZ.

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA

WHO SHE THINK SHE IS

JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME 

FUCK THIS HO

[shakespearesweetheart]

reblogging because DRAQEUSHA OH MY GOD

[runaeveena]

BEST HARRY POTTER GENDERBENT EVER

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[stefani-germanotta]

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

[every-day-is-star-wars-day]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[bralnwashingquirk]

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[renicula]

[sunnysundown]

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[badamazonfinds]

Game of Ron

[spaceimpress]

[heyfunniest]

How to grow a man beard.

[girldwarf]

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

[couchnap]

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

[mister-rubberlegs-deactivated20]

Maybe I should try this!

[justsomeantifas]

person with a degree in a field: *says something accurate about said field* someone who has never even had a high school course in said field: wow you should really take a class in that field because you sound like an idiot. even I, someone who has never studied this in my life, know you’re wrong. person with a degree in a field: 

[unfortunately-isserley-deactiva]

[ID: person with glasses, pinching the the bridge of their nose, closing their eyes and furrowing their brow in anguish and disbelief. end]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[saidinsilence-deactivated201701]

He’s huge….

[imyourhuckleeberry-deactivated2]

That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed

[saidinsilence-deactivated201701]

Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times

[birb-bian]

I…I love her.

[whiskey-and-c41]

My daughter is beautiful and strong.

[pomo-phobic-blog]

her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her

[it-grrl]

I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too.

[fieryartemispublications]

So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.  

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Reblog for Deep Blue positivity

[frigate-essex]

I love her so much

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

So you could say that she is the… *Greatest* White Shark?

[daishannigans]

The ridiculous Southern phrases in Kingsman: the Golden Circle (2017)