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💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

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list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

many-gay-magpies

i think my favorite thing about the old guard was how much and how obviously they all LOVED each other. like. the baclava scene. those first hugs between andy, nick and joe. andy cradling booker's face while she begged him to wake up, and the tender forehead-touch when he did. how they all (barring andy, who i assume was taking a guard dog-like position) slept so closely together in the church. how quick they were to all surround andy when they found out about her mortality. how KIND andy was, even when coming out to tell booker what his punishment would be. how they waited and looked to each other in relief every time they died—and how the first thing they thought of when they felt nile's presence was that they had to help her, because they all knew how scared and alone she would be feeling right then. hell, even booker's motivation for his betrayal wasn't the typical scheming double-crosser's motivation; he just wanted to help, to try and give the rest of the guard (mainly he and andy) a means of control—a way to REST. to decide when to stop on their own terms. they weren't just a team of badass immortal soldiers dedicated to protecting the earth; they were friends, with relationships centuries in the making, and it showed. they were a family.

itsanidiom

Joe: I need some alone time

Nicky: The idea that this man wants to be parted from me for even a second is extremely suspicious

lujinarchive

Katara and Sokka

isbergillustration

ALT

Prideful Awooing

a-timely-problem

Hugh Jackman has never been as sexy as he is while reading to sheep and carrying one with PTSD out of a carnival

unlikeable-female-character

Facts

whiskeyplains

i watched the sheep detectives a few days ago and i gotta say i love this guy

xxyriiax

when the sheeps are detectives or something

miceblinded

Weirdly specific incidents, also these ideas come to me in a dream

Din once ate shit up the steps and slammed his helmet so hard on the rocks he gave himself a concussion

Paz once slipped DOWN the steps and dislocated his hip, he popped it back in and told nobody till it was torn out of him by Din

Cobb once fell off a building and stood up and immediately went to go get a drink

Boba once slipped right between the holes of the rancor bars and his legs looked like /-\ because of where he hit the bar (sorry bobas dick) and he laid in his bed all night in a ball trying not to cry

Fennec has never fucked up in her entire life and I love her

Grogu once toppled down the steps at the Jedi temple because he tripped over his robes

Ragnar gets eaten by every animal in existence I hope he’s ok

Peli got hit in the face with a wrench by a droid and she stood there before walking off to go get a drink

Luke once tried force jumping and landed in a pit of mud and laid there for an hour before getting up to move

Leia ate shit over her robes while practicing what she would say if Vader caught her and she laid on the floor until Bail came in and picked her up

Anakin does a lot of shit in his day to day that should be embarrassing but once back on Tatooine he fell out of the window of the first floor of his house and folded like a lawn chair, he cried so hard that the neighbors came out to ask if he was ok and Shmi told them to ignore him bc he did it to himself and would calm down when he was ready

Padme stabbed herself in the eye with a Bobby pin six times during one hair style before sitting there and staring at herself in the mirror for almost an hour before she went back to bed

Obi wan once slammed his face into the butt end of his light saber when he was a padawan and he still has the scar between his eyes

Jango shot himself in the foot one time on Kamino because he let Baby Boba hold the blaster and forgot it was on and Baby Boba obviously pulled the trigger not knowing what it did, Jango blamed himself fully and Baby Boba laughed at his dad so hard he threw up and then Jango had to deal with that

Jaster slammed his knee so hard into a table that he had to get down on his knees and put his head to the floor for a minute, it turns out he had managed to dislocate it somehow

Here are some individual clones because ik they all have unique experiences

Wolffe once bit the inside of his mouth so hard that Plo thought someone punched him but in reality he had just hit his head jumping off his bunk bed

Fox once went face first down a brick wall he was climbing over to catch a criminal and landed on his nose and he just rolled over and got up and didn’t mention it

Cody stabbed himself with his pencil once and still has the scar on his had that’s black from the graphite, it was an accident and he missed the table when playing five finger fillet

Crosshair has gotten a splitter on his tongue from the toothpicks

Rex once toppled over a waist hight fence because he wasn’t paying attention

m00ntunaart

Mandalorian characters as Wings Of Fire dragons? Uh, YES PLEASE.

Welcome to stage 5 of "MoonTuna draws the most self indulgent nonsense that no one asked for".

But anyways, yeah! My rambling thoughts on the characters and this AU:

Din Djarin (NightWing):

I imagine Din as NightWing because in this AU I picture the Death Watch/Children Of The Watch as the NightWing Tribe. And after the Death Watch’s war against the other Mandalorians, they go into hiding on the volcano island (like the NightWings do in the WOF books).

And Din is the tribe’s Beroya (Hunter), so he’s one of the few selected from the tribe to leave the island through the hidden tunnels to go back to Pyrrhia to hunt food for the tribe.

During one of these trips I imagine he find Grogu! Who in this AU is a human (scavenger)! Because if everyone is dragons in this AU, then it just makes sense that Grogu is the human instead lol. Plus then Grogu is still small enough to be in a satchel Din carries around, like in the show.

But Grogu still has his Jedi powers in this AU. Which has never been seen before in humans. Thus ‘The Mandalorian’ type shenanigans where Din takes Grogu around trying to figure out WTH is up with this infant human.

(Also side note: in this AU I still picture there being Jedi/force sensitive dragons (the Jedi Order probably works similar to The Jade Mountain Academy. Where the Jedi are from all the tribes and live in the Jade Mountain.

Also in this AU NightWings DO have their mind reading/future seeing powers. But like in the books, they loose them once they move to the island and don’t know why.

ALSO ALSO Animus still exists! But they work more like Force Sensitive where it’s just born in some dragons, and isn’t necessarily hereditary. And it’s SUPER rare. So rare that many believe Animus’s don’t exist. (I imagine Anakin Skywalker is the first Animus in centuries))

Cobb Vanth (Sand Wing):

Cobb is super straight forward. He’s a SandWing because he’s a cowboy from Tatooine. Of course he’s SandWing. Though in this AU I imagine he’s a lot like Thorn from the books, in that he’s the Marshal/leader of a town (Freetown) in the desert that isn’t under the Sand Kingdom’s rule. Also I imagine he’s one of the first dragons Din meets when he goes out on his journey to find information on Grogu. (Since the tunnels from the NightWing Island to the Rain Forest to the Sand Kingdom are all connected basically).

Boba Fett (MudWing):

Okay so Boba just had to be a MudWing. He had to be. Though it was less because of Boba’s character and more because he’s a clone. The clones all being close to each other, having battalions, and calling each other brothers? Uh, that’s like MudWings in the books to a TEA. So yeah, the clone troopers in this AU are MudWings, hence Boba also is a MudWing lol. Though I also liked it because older Boba Fett (and the older clones we see in the shows) are a lot bulkier and muscled with age. They get DILF bodies is what I’m saying lol (except for like Hunter apparently, he gets to keep his twink dad body). So the big MudWing body type works well for Boba and the clones.

Fennec Shand (RainWing):

Fennec to me was a RainWing MOSTLY because as an assassin, her being able to camouflage and make herself look like other dragons was super RainWing coded. Plus having the subtle but deadly RainWing venom just matched her energy so much. Plus I love the idea that Fennec is kinda a “outcast” in RainWing society. Her ‘resting’ colors are dark, she knows how to fight and kill and LIKES it. She left the Rain Forest because the RainWing life style was nothing like her personality (very Glory from WOF like). Plus it plays into the idea that no one expects her to be dangerous or competent because she’s a RainWing, and then she murders you violently while still looking like a goddess (is my Fennec love showing yet? lol). Plus it’s why she and Boba get along, he treats her from the start like the dangerous criminal she is, and not like some ditsy RainWing. Also idk how Boba and Fennec taking over Jabba the Hutt’s palace works in this AU, but if so Fennec is definitely the one mainly running the show from behind the scenes. She was born to micromanage.