[pusheen]

[kreuzaderny]

[cosmoscenti]

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

[justslowdown]

 I guarantee you all of these athletes enjoy their lives more than the fat lapdogs I see come into work every day. If you’ve ever known a dog truly bred for work or sports you’ll understand that there’s no forcing them to do any of this–it’s in their blood. 

[achoirofcritters]

“let’s selectively breed dogs for thousands of years for a purpose and then just suddenly stop using them for that purpose”

wow great idea

[doginprogress]

If you think dogs shouldn’t participate in sports please unfollow me.

[treygotguap]

[thedomesticcurl]

God was like ‘ain’t gon be no fightin tonight!’

[iamsirsjur]

God be like: DIDNT I TELL YALL TO GO HOME ALREADY, I SAID SCRAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM… ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[queenstravelingdarling]

When God speaks, you listen.

[eriknutinthispoosy-deactivated2]

“Well they ain’t about to rumble no more ahahaha” 😂😂😂😭😭 cameraman got me dead

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[thislittlerattie]

“Tell me again how much you wuv me,”

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[cornygirlfriend]

[tredlocity]

saw a comment on the thor ragnarok trailer saying “i hope people realize that this is not an accurate representation of norse mythology” and i’m like oh shit did thor actually not fight the hulk while jeff goldblum watch in his pajamas in norse mythology??? damn i got it all wrong im such a dumb idiot

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Look at this wolf

OK now you can continue

[bettieleetwo]

this was a worthy interruption of the nothing i was doing

[egotheplanet]

Avengers the Reality Show Interview - The Case of the New Guy

(INBOX IS CLOSED)

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[keybladesoras]

Incredibles/Incredibles 2

[glittersinnertoons]

Holy fuck she knew

[marauders4evr]

Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!

What if she did know?

Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.

But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?

We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.

They’re going to get a Super.

What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision? 

That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.

She never looks back; she looks forward.

(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)

[kairaloi-and-more-deactivated20]

which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming

[starrose17]

I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.

[dj-jazzyjeb]

when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

[little-scribblers-heart]

I still love it though

[kushandwizdom]

[bullysquadess]

honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

[bullysquadess]

being big spoon though? divine. precious. it grants the sensation of being a benevolent egg white, swaddled loosely within your blanket shell as you in turn cradle the precious yolk within your grasp. you are a sublime deity of warmth and comfort, one who may bestow your blessing on any mortal you deem fit. an unparalleled joy to perform.

and you can grab a tit ty

[bullysquadess]

can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil 

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Just say you’re a top and move on OP

[sarahconnorjr]

I pray that people that say “money isn’t important, all you need is your health” don’t become disabled because I’m never in the mood for their breakdowns when reality hits