I always wanted to be a toaster.

Nice.

[p0stmarxed]

Oh shit!!!

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My blog is gonna smell so delicious now!!!

[spiroandthelacktones]

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[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[mallowbees]

Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)

[auckie]

This astounds me because imagine her leveling with sponfebob like this. Recognizing that he understand what she’s saying. He is an adult sponge and she knows this. He acts like a little gay bitch and he is one but she’s like cut the crap Robert don’t you go sticking that long ass nose into kitchens it doesn’t belong because you can’t handle the heat you can’t handle what I’m cooking. The implications. He can’t handle it, because he’s a pansy, and that she knows he’s a pussy and that he knows he’s a pussy. He’s too soft for her world. Puff has been in state penn. she has been in and out of the system and she THRIVED in it. Her husband is DEAD. He’s a LAMP. She has committed grand larceny and vehicular manslaughter as well as evasion of police and resisting arrest. She’s probably assaulted an officer. Don’t fuck with her. You can’t handle the answer sponfebob so don’t even ask. Go home to your little fruit, get into your three mattress bed and turn off the lights. You are CANONICALLY homosexual.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

[femmepathy]

sourdough STOPPER. fuck ur bread.

[forestgreenlesbian]

[nonanomalous-deactivated2023021]

the most legendary thing about phoenix wright for me is that he was a lawyer for only three years, and then after getting disgraced and spending seven years playing poker in the basement of a russian lady’s bar, everyone still regards him as a legal legend when he walks back into the courtroom even though he’s trying to get an orca to testify over facetime

[eimikoswife]

I mean if I heard a man got the opposing prosecutor guilty of a crime from 15 years ago by cross examining a parrot owed by the killer in the current trial then yeah I’d consider that man a legal legend too

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clown-funeral]

[nocerealmilk]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[grawly]

[revenantluvr]

[meebuh]

roses are red

for you im a sucker

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i love images

[supergameboytwo]

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

proof??

[bmcninde]

Ya, give me just a sec to pull up the image I took as proof

[bmcninde]

oh no

[romcommunist]

i hope they start dropping new soups in 2021

[catfishimages]

don’t drop any soups you’ll spill em

[romcommunist]

drop them straight into my mouth

[afraid-of-the-dark]

A comic I quickly scribbled