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Mara~20

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[brontozaurus]

Things implied to exist in the Pokemon world by offhand comments in Detective Pikachu

Man-made climate change

The biblical concept of hell

Cocaine

[mjalti]

I’m not like “trying” to ruin my own life but what can I say, some talents manifest on their own

[tombipetty-deactivated20170425]

lemme put it this way: I’d rather the entire human race die out than any woman be forced to bear a child against her will

[tony-pepperony]

Me, age 7: what do you mean a midnight snack? You mean you woke up at MIDNIGHT just to eat??? That’s so weird!

Me, 18, making a fruit salad at 2 in the morning: h

[hilariousgrindr]

The highest level of sexy there is.

[cesaray]

this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

[babybluelukes]

A Man™️

[georgiasokeeffe]

harry: *slowly starts to smile*

me: hoe don’t do it…

harry: *dimples*

me: oh my god…

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[lukehemmingsgallery]

[valtsv]

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

[town-lights]

[kaijuno]

My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

[az-67-deactivated20211229]

wondering what i look like in your eyes.

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.