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call me thane or bark | icon @ hugsnstabbies | he/it transman | therian l 🔞 i reblog freaky shit sometimes beware 🔞 very normal about The Dark Urge Baldur’s Gate 3 (but that’s a whole other thing)

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[ursiday]

[landmineblogging]

today i would like to be ok. today i would like to have a soft & slow day. today i would like to finish a song. i would like to hold my cat & tell him he's my sweet & handsome old man a million times. i would like to giggle at an entertaining youtube video & seek out an album i've never heard before. i'd like to make some tea & sit outside with the wind for a while. i'd like to write another dried up streambed of consciousness post to greet my corner of tumblr & say hello & good morning & i hope you get to be happy today. i'd like to let somebody know that i love them

[landmineblogging]

did you know that i love you?

[santa-ana-winds]

[swan-star]

river ripple :) this is pretty much how i make all my designs (numbered drawings are first concepts)

[greyratdog]

his tail is LONG and he's gonna brag about it

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[swanbelly]

tell me, god almighty: if You don't like my presence, why would You invite me?

[storywonker]

They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head

[pisshandkerchief]

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

[lutraviolet]

i keep forgetting to post sorry, heres scolipede stretching like a kitty

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[blumineck]

This got unexpectedly painful!