the silly

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[utaheldritchteapot]

i hope the next 4chan post to be adapted into a movie is that one where a guy shoved a stick of butter up his ass to see what happens

[thebepisman]

Grocery store montage and he's scratching his chin over if he should get salted or unsalted butter as subtle foreshadowing

[dogpuppy]

[kriosv]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[woman-becomer]

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

[enameledcoppergirl]

*Wriggling around on the lab floor* I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute.

[krippe90]

[icaruscitrus]

happy pride month ive been busy with college

[sprimes]

Storm Incoming

[karte-returns]

Fine, I'll admit it. Sometimes I make posts to try to bait haiku-bot

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[purple-morphsuit-guy-offical]

oughhhh help ive been obamified…….. oughhhhHello my fellow Americans!!!!

[pink-morphsuit-guy-official]

MAMA

[purple-morphsuit-guy-offical]

oughhh thank you my child your love has saved me from a most horrible fate

[the-haiku-bot]

oughhh thank you my child

your love has saved me from a

most horrible fate

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[kudeita]

corridors