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Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

(david firth's Cream voice) 'Food piracy is a crime. You wouldn't duplicate a life threatening disease. You wouldn't duplicate a kestrel. So don't duplicate food. If you eat duplicated food, you'll get AIDS.' (food piracy harms profits)

#david firth #cream #satire

himejoshibutch-archived

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

utaheldritchteapot

i am a supporter of yaoi because it keeps men away from women and prevents them from interfering in yuri. however the yaoi population must be reduced in order to allow yuri to thrive, similar to cutting back a fast growing plant to allow a beautiful flower to thrive

fuck i have two noni pfps on my dash now

#loner dog

daisycowgirls

they should make masks that

are not made of a material that makes you nauseous

fit big heads and fat heads and beards and big noses and big noses and big noses

that that makes everyone around you magically wear masks too

fit big noses

that that go around jaw and big nose

do not have a smell that make you nauseous

utaheldritchteapot

can they also fit around my glasses without fogging them up whenever I exhale too?

i hate being bad at video games. i feel cut out from so many good pieces of art because of it.

#trivial venting

sadistic kuudere hurt comfort. you get really badly hurt and because you're in pain you act like a little bit of an ass to your kuudere GF. Then when she's patching you up, she hurts you a bit. She can't express her anger outright so she's going to do it through pain. Trying to get that piece of plastic out of your face? She limp wrists the first couple pulls so all it does is move about. Hope you like rubbing alcohol. A lot of rubbing alcohol. We need to get the bullet out? She's sterilising the forceps with heat and putting them into you as the quench. Anaesthetic? Never heard of it. Hope you don't vomit when that hot metal touches your bone either, or she'll kick you in the stomach to get you back up.

#kuudere #hurt comfort #writing #i did already write this scene #so i guess i'm plugging it #but i wanted to know what other people thought

prokopetz

Last night I dreamed that Tumblr used AI to implement a mandatory feature that automatically placed illustrative emojis before all important nouns in posts, like the dialogue in Super Mario Odyssey, except there was something wrong with the AI and it gradually started identifying every noun as "gun".

#Blue kettle

ok now this is fucking weird. i thought about maze runner today. I didn't google it, didn't type it didn't say it I THOUGHT about reading it. and now there is maze runner stuff on my dash. i have never googled it before. wtf is happening. why is it here

#social media

A lead pipe is a one handed blunt weapon and a steel pipe is a two handed weapon. A butcher knife is bigger than a chef's knife which is bigger than a kitchen knife. Chainsaw and katana are top of the melee hierarchy. Nod it you understand

#Video games

theconcealedweapon

My sister used to be a feminist and a supporter of LGBT people.

She then became one of those "moderate" anti-LGBT people. She still "supported" LGBT people as long as they stayed away from children. She insisted that she couldn't be a bigot because she's bisexual.

She's now so obsessed with religion that she thinks Halloween is a sin. She now fully believes that being LGBT is always a sin. She "repented" for her bisexuality.

I have a theory about how someone could change this much. At first, her beliefs seemed like regurgitated Trump propaganda, which included pretending that LGBT people are pedophiles. This could happen if someone is exposed to Trump propaganda and not exposed to anything refuting it. This likely came from her current boyfriend. She lives with him and rarely interacts with anyone else, so he has a lot of influence over her. He likely pretended to be supportive of LGBT people at first in order to win her over then slowly exposed her to Trump propaganda. But the beliefs like "Halloween is a sin" are not typical Trump propaganda, so that isn't very likely to come from her boyfriend. This is more likely to come from an online cult.

An online cult alone isn't very likely to turn someone from a LGBT supporter to obsessively anti-LGBT, because a LGBT supporter would most likely reject an anti-LGBT cult. So my guess is that she started off being manipulated by her boyfriend into typical Trumpish bigotry, then went online to find supporters of her new beliefs and found a cult, then became obsessively calling everything that's fun a sin.

#Pipeline

itznarcotic

i usually dont make posts like this but needless to say, im down around half the money i need to help pay off the bills/rent for the end of this month and ive also been given an ultimatum by my bio mom that if I'll be kicked out. my next paycheck doesnt get deposited until the 4th of next month which will be used for paying my root canal treatment and i do not have the money to consider living separate from our bio mom and extended family either short or longterm. i don't expect much if anything, but thank you for your time and for reading.

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kaylmao

i want to torture flubber with a red hot nickel ball

utaheldritchteapot

in the flubber universe this would be posted to youtube and cause a controversy as to if it counted as zoosadist content, causing it to be removed. this would then result in the algorithm flagging more videos as zoosadist content for using the red hot nickel ball, causing further controversy and multiple drama video essays about it, with titles like 'flubber situation is insane', with your face being plastered on the thumbnails with a black bar covering your eyes with the word 'flubber' across it in white.

calico-mia

help me make life less painful to live?

hi :3 im a multiply disabled 20 y/o trans girl. im moderate autistic and chronically suicidal- due to conditions out of my control. i had to drop out of high school, and in my country that makes jobs way less available- im lucky enough to work fulltime but it pays very little.

im going to get my adult leavers cert, but that requires time taken off work i cant really afford to take :/

theres a huge variety of things that would make life less painful rn- disability supports, furniture more suited to my chronic pain, etc

i know its a lot to ask, but i really need help making things less Actively Hostile to me- hopefully this is the last time i have to ask for help! things are looking up once i can afford to take the adult diploma!

i need about 1500 USD to make things actually livable. this will go towards things like medical care and accommodations and helping with things while i get the adult matric.

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please, please help.

missstrogen

Please help my friend okay?

calico-mia

im probably doing a bad job of describing how urgent this is :'3 im in pain every day and suicidally stressed from being unable to support myself and the disability related chronic pain abab

yo imagine if sperm cells were big enough that cum was lumpy and you could bite down on the sperms and eat them like popping boba

#hornyposting

kthingz

苺華

rabbitkinglune777

this is a bit of an emergency but we need so much help with groceries. in SO SORRY I keep asking, we are three black people (me being trans) trying to survive mostly on tips for my art and sisters job. anything helps 💜💜💜🐇

thank you for the support over the years 😭💜💜💜

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