violent procrastinator

the best armadillo you'll ever meet. having a questionable time. an artist when not working on assorted things. we hyperfocus wildly and i do not control that. current focus: project sekai, 25ji Nightcode de, and Leo/need.

[kaoinim]

[kalgalen]

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

[podcastwizard]

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

[podcastwizard]

hopital

[modernbaseball]

Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here

[modernbaseball]

For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:

It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself

[stobotnikblewup-deactivated2025]

[propaganda-inc]

Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn't even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout

[vergess]

The sauce:

Copycat Chick fil A Sauce Recipe

Chick-fil-A Sauce is a delicious cross between honey mustard and bbq that tastes even better than the original. Being able to make this amaz

The chicken (deep fried):

Chick-Fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich Recipe

Enjoy a delicious Chick-fil-a Spicy Chicken Sandwich anytime you want at home. This copycat recipe is easy to make and so tasty.

Air fryer version:

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich is juicy chicken that is super crispy in every bite. It tastes just like the real thing!

Fresh lemonade:

Chick Fil A Lemonade Recipe - CopyKat Recipes

Chick Fil A Lemonade is sweet, tart, and deliciously refreshing. Get the easy copycat recipe and learn how to make lemonade with lemon juice

Lemonade milkshake:

Chick Fil A Lemonade

Make your own homemade Chick Fil A Frosted Lemonade at home. Enjoy this summer treat any time of year. #chickFilA #copycat #lemonade

Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).

Simply look for a "copycat recipe" for the item, eg, "chikfila copycat chicken recipe."

There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.

[phantomrose96]

Toby Fox may be the creator I respect most because after creating a game so huge that Nintendo sniped his character for Smash and the Pope's orchestra played his music for the Goddamn Pope I VERY much think it would be within Toby's right to develop of God complex, crack and become insane, go on a bender in the streets of LA, and then have an extremely public Twitter meltdown before getting suspended. Imagining the pressure, I think I personally would do all those things, in that order, in under 6 months' time.

Instead as far as I can tell he's just like "I'm dog" and has been like "I'm dog" since Undertale launched and he's just out there somewhere with near-total anonymity just making his little haha games. Absolute King.

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

toby fox has had the rightest idea of us all, that he has simply Not Interacted with the internet for the majority of his career. shit aint worth it

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

The post: “Woman can kill people I think it’s fine actually”

The random blogger who thinks the reason they haven’t liked a single female character in their life is because they just happened to be written poorly: “omg this post is popular dudeguy 100% I have to make sure op knows that she specifically made this post for me and my blorbo that is a man”

[freyalise]

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

You keep saying this every time.

[freyalise]

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[sheherlocked-deactivated2022083]

“Public libraries are such important, lovely places!” Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldn’t just exist for you as a nice idea. That’s why more libraries shut every year

[sheherlocked-deactivated2022083]

If this post persuades even one person to get a free library account and use it, my time on this hellsite will not have been spent in vain

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[catmask]

trying to train pichu feels like coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb except pichu is both the coughing baby and its friendship stat is the hydrogen bomb

[catmask]

pichu is jujst like a hampster in the sense that it wants to die so so so so so so so so badly and if you dont let it well it will find ways to die youve never even dreamed of

[lizardsfromspace]

Disney Channel Theme/Roblox oof.mp3 2???

[hollowboobtheory]

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

[hollowboobtheory]

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

[jaoxn]

You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real

[marielvite]

Live laugh love mizuki

[sealcubezz]

fandom wiki simulator

[redstonedust]

my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.

[lavenderlemniscate]

[architeuthisducks-blog]

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

[what-even-is-thiss]

Social anxiety can often lead to you reading too much into every little thing that people do when they’re talking to you. Remembering this doesn’t necessarily make your tendency to exaggerate everything in your head go away but it does show you that that’s what you’re doing and knowing that you don’t have an accurate read on the situation because of your disorder is useful information for you. Because your brain’s tendency is to make things seem more dangerous than they actually are.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also good to remember:

Humans in casual conversation aren’t actors in a play. Their neutral/default expression doesn’t mean anything. Anything at all. Even fully neurotypical people don’t laugh at jokes they find funny sometimes.

People “staring” at you when you’re talking are paying attention to you because you’re talking. They’re being polite and showing that they’re listening to you. People are taught that eye contact is important in a lot of western cultures. They’re making eye contact.

People are generally bad at reading subtle body language. This includes you.

You have just as much of a responsibility to reach out to other people as they do to you. If both of you are too anxious to put together a hangout then your friendship will go nowhere. Sometimes you need to be the one to take initiative.

Sometimes people actually will be too busy to hang out. This doesn’t mean they hate you. This means they are busy. Try again next week. It’s terrifying, but it’s necessary. Someone in the friendship needs to be persistent. Sometimes you will be that person in the friendship and sometimes you won’t.

Assuming that everyone is lying to you about how much they like you isn’t helpful and it’s mean to the people around you to assume that they’re liars. You’re not a bad person for assuming this though. There’s things in your life that led you to having social anxiety. Genetics, bad childhood experiences, abusive relationships, whatever your cause is. You often can’t control how your brain reacts to these things. But when you recognize that assuming everyone secretly hates you is a bit mean to them that helps you make decisions going forward and see the situation more accurately. Actions are more important than thoughts. Your involuntary mean thoughts say nothing about your morality.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Your goal doesn’t have to be to get rid of your social anxiety disorder btw. For some people that’s possible. For some of us it’s not. However, you can train yourself to not let it harm your social life as much and make it a bit less extreme. Sometimes taking meds also doesn’t hurt if you need them.

Getting rid of your disorder isn’t always an attainable goal but you can learn to work with it. Does it feel like you’ll have social anxiety forever? You know what? Maybe you will. But this isn’t a death sentence.

If you fully accept that this is how my brain works, now let’s find some work-arounds to make my life and relationships better anyways, your social life can improve. It’s hard. It takes time. But you can do it. And self-awareness isn’t the full solution but it is a very good first step. I believe in you. Honestly. You can figure it out in time. You’re a smart cookie.

[papaya-inspiration]

These are all really good points, thank you for typing them all out. One of the ways my social anxiety likes to manifest that you didn't address is a constant fear that I could hurt/offend/anger the people around me. Do you have any helpful framings for combating that kind of anxiety?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Do your best and if someone points out what you did wrong, apologize and try to not do it again. If they don’t tell you or challenge you on it that’s partially their fault. You can’t predict every possible internal problem someone has or every blind spot you have. Everyone says something stupid on accident sometimes. If you and those around you are open to being wrong and allowing people to be wrong and improve you should be fine. If they expect you to read their mind and know what their specific hang ups are that’s their problem.

It’s difficult to internalize this. Social anxiety can come from a place of wanting everyone to like you, but not everyone is going to like you. You aren’t going to be the magical one person in history that everyone likes. And that’s okay. Because nobody is.

Again, I know. I know that’s a hard pill to swallow. Social interaction involves some degree of trial and error though. And if you’re so scared of offending people that you never speak then you won’t have anyone to offend and that can get kinda lonely.

The secret is that everyone who seems good at social interaction makes mistakes all the time. They’ve just figured out how to brush it off and move on. Other people don’t know some magical formula from birth that you don’t know. The only way to learn is to get out there and try. And that’s scary, but take it slow and let yourself talk a bit. You have just as much of a right to talk as anyone else and if you mess up you’re not some uniquely horrible person. You’re just a person. And persons make mistakes.

[aropride]

"you're so delulu" "#schizoposting" "narc abuse" "the intrusive thoughts won" "microdosing on delusion" "when the voices tell me to" "she's definitely dissociating" oh my god please shut up please shut the fuck up

[aropride]

you're not "delulu" you just have a crush on someone. "taylor swift is dissociating singing this song look how sad she is" i do not think you know what dissociation is. "the intrusive thoughts won" intrusive thoughts don't "win" that's not what an intrusive thought is. please shut the fuck up

[aropride]

i dont know if my tone is getting lost or if people are just insensitive but this is a serious post. these things are ableist and i promise whatever joke ur making in my notes is not funny and is just ableist and annoying 👍