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@thebestgremlin
Iām Kai. This blog is entirely ATSV, KNY, and MHA brain rot. Iāll write for other fandoms if I know the basics of the characters.
Interact at your own risk, I will haunt your dashboard like the ghost of fandomās past.
Send me requests for blurbs or headcanons.
question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?
(You get a rash!)
You get a monster rash!
(A monster rash!)
And then you'll writhe and thrash!
(from monster rash!)
And then you bleed from your ass!
(from monster rash!)
You get a mooonster rash!
the boys working at beavertails
I absolutely need an AU of this where Deku is the front of house worker and Bakugo is the manager. I need a Karen to scream about talking to the manager, and then Bakugo comes out looking ready to commit a crime. āI WILL NEVER COME HERE AGAIN, YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER.ā āAND STAY OUT, BITCH.ā I need this interaction.
Haruhi, Haruhi, I just saw the most horrible thing! I was just posting photos of us to Instagram-- but Haruhi, you look so cute in them! Don't be mad at me, I just want everyone to see how cute you are...but I saw this video on Instagram, and Haruhi it was just awful! There was this ginger cat and he had a ginger cat wife-- well it was OBVIOUSLY his wife! They had rings and everything! Haruhi, they were cartoon cats, don't change the subject! But Haruhi, he went working all day at the cat offices-- yes, he has his own business and everything-- and she went to the gym and, Haruhi it was just awful! She had a (dramatic whisper) affair with her gym instructor-- Haruhi, I don't think "why are the cats at the gym" is the focus here! Perhaps cats too care about staying young and beautiful! What matters is this horrible story! And Haruhi, she becomes (covert glance around) with child. YES, KITTENS!!! And then, Haruhi, it was so awful, the cats are in the grocery store and she EXPLODES! Where did I-- Haruhi I saw it on INSTAGRAM, can you focus on my story! And they rush her to the hospital-- no it's not a VET-- and she has a kitten but the kitten isn't ginger, Haruhi, it's not even his kitten! And she EXPLODED! In the commoner cat grocery store! And and Haruhi stop laughing at me, the cat reminded me of Kyoya because he's always working too and Haruhi what if he DOES get married and then his wife has an AFFAIR and then EXPLODES! Wh-- I SAW IT ON INSTAGRAM, HARUHI
5 Tiny Writing Tips That Arenāt Talked About Enough (but work for me)
These are some lowkey underrated tips Iāve seen floating around writing communities ā the kind that donāt get flashy attention but seriously changed how I write.
1. Put āhe/she/theyā at the start of the sentence less often.
Try switching up your sentence rhythm. Instead of
āShe walked to the window,ā
try
āThe window creaked open under her touch.ā
Keeps it fresh and stops the paragraph from sounding like a checklist.
2. Donāt describe everything ā describe what matters.
Instead of listing every detail in a room, pick 2ā3 objects that say something.
āA half-drunk mug of tea and a knife on the tableā
sets a way stronger tone than
āThere was a wooden table, two chairs, and a shelf.ā
3. Use beats instead of dialogue tags sometimes.
Instead of:
"I'm fine," she said.
Try:
"I'm fine." She wiped her hands on her skirt.
It helps shows emotion, and movement.
4. Write your first draft like no one will ever read it.
No pressure. No perfection. Just vibes. The point of draft one is to exist. Let it be messy and weird ā future you will thank you for at least something to edit.
5. When stuck, ask: āWhatās the most fun thing that could happen next?ā
Not logical. Not realistic. FUN. It doesnāt have to stay ā but chasing excitement can blast through writerās block and give you ideas you actually want to write.
Whatās a tip that unexpectedly helped with your writing? Let me know!! š
Canāt risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
Please Iām running low on juice
it aināt worth the risk
Oh thank God. I needed this. I need to write so much fanfiction and draw so much art.
I canāt risk it
I need this for my gravity falls au fanfic that Iām revising
You have returned it just the right time, o duck!
Iām writing a fic I canāt take the chance here
Absolutely cannot risk it
whatās it like being a real person that most people take fictionally?
one thing i forget about sometimes is that i can just get on here and say whatever when i'm on the john and then come back a day later and somebody's drawn a picture of it. it's like a weird form of manifesting that not many people in human history can have experienced but it only works if you're referencing a youtube show from 15 years ago and are also one of the guys that was in it
Well, obviously it had to be done:
My mom asked me what I was laughing at on my phone (she thinks I talk to people, I donāt) and I had to explain to her that funny internet man posted about people drawing everything he mentions, followed by a drawing of funny internet man on the toilet.
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
This just reminds me of the Grunkle Stan quote, āDarn beautiful menā¦ always eating out of my trashā¦ wait what?ā
Every time Toga borrows something from one of the league members, she returns it to them bedazzled.
Twiceās measuring tape cuffsā bedazzled.
Spinnerās swordā bedazzled.
Mr. Compressās mask and caneā bedazzled.
Shigarakiās Nintendo Switchā bedazzled.
Dabiās cell phoneā bedazzled.
You say this like Twice and Compress wouldn't absolutely love the extra flair
They would!
The others, however, are not so thrilled (they keep them bedazzled anyway).
Next time theyāre in a fight, Spinner brings out a bedazzled sword.
Next time Dabi meets up with Hawks, he pulls out his cute bedazzled phone.
Shigaraki canāt help but pick at the gems and Toga has to re-bedazzle the missing gems weekly lmao.
When the League finally made it big with the PLF, this is what Toga spent her money on. Gems and a bedazzling set.
This is based on the scene with Miguel and LYLA predicting canon events with a model.
Hobie knew this wasnāt normal behavior. Heād just met you, and he was already snooping through his universeās predicted canon events, looking for anything about you.
Youād met in passing, a friend of a friend at a party. But once everyone else was smashed, the two of you got on well, spending hours through the night just talking outside on your friendās porch, sitting on lawn chairs older than you.
Itās been a week since, and he kept telling himself to forget you, that heād probably never even see you again. But he just couldnāt.
Leading him to his predicament now, using LYLA to search for you in his universeās predicted canon. LYLA relentlessly teased him as he went through each event, disaster after disaster, until he saw you.
It was you at the party, meeting you was a canon event.
He continued searching, the next event happened years later, your wedding. He never thought heād get married, but itās hard to deny it. Those mock ups, poorly generated scenes of you and him, heād never looked happier.
He had to ask his friend for your contact info.
I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle
Twice is highly susceptible to scams, which is why he isnāt allowed to go anywhere alone and if someone tries to sell him something, Toga comes out of the shadows hissing like a rabid animal until they run away.
Never thought Iād see parallels between Toga and Twice and my dad and I, but here we are.
Hobie is a little bit of a stalker. Not in a super creepy way, more of the worried way. He knows the city isnāt exactly safe. So, if youāre out late, heāll be on the adjacent roof, just making sure youāre safe. When you get home, heāll give you a kiss and say he missed you, even if he was right there the entire time. You know he does it, heās not subtle at all.
On my period so Iām writing some comfort.
Hobie is a real man. You tell him youāre on your period, he doesnāt make a face, or say āEw.ā He immediately asks what you need and what he can do. Heāll go out and get you pads or tampons, your favorite snacks, make you tea, give you cuddles. Whatever you need. And if you try to thank him for it, heāll just look at you and shrug, āās nothinā.ā THATāS A REAL MAN.
Hobieās love language ranges from physical affection to gifts. When he first catches feelings, itās finding your favorite discontinued items in other universes
Before you ever found out he was Spider-Punk, he started having feelings for you. It started out small, heād be out on a mission, see something that reminded him of you and get a big olā goofy smile under his mask. Eventually, you mention to him in passing that youāve really been craving your favorite discontinued snack from your childhood. Later, he just so happened to walk into a shop in another universe that had it totally didnāt ask the local Spider about it and just so happened to leave with a box of it tucked under his vest. The next time you hang out, he leaves the box on your kitchen counter. The font looked a little different, and the variety pack had a flavor you didnāt remember, but it was nostalgia in a box for you. It wasnāt hard to put together that he left it for you, and when you asked about it,
āRetro shop across town, nicked it fāyou.ā
Iām a firm believer in Hobie secretly being a huge softie and romantic.
You never expected Hobie to say āI love youā. You never expected any kind of commitment from him. You were surprised when he called you his partner. You were in bed, watching a movie. He snuck through your window, tossing his mask off, and falling on top of you. You turned off the TV; and wrapped your arms around him, rubbing his back.
āBad night?ā You asked.
He only grunted in response, holding onto you and burying his face in the crook of your neck.
He slowly eased into your arms, his soft breath against your neck.
āLove you.ā He muttered, as he drifted off.
Your eyes widen, and you sit there in quiet shock as he falls asleep.
āā¦Love you too.ā You say, quietly.
