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since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG
Remember we made a play to this in school!!
Hurray there's a whole audio version of this song! I LOVE this Jennifer Saunders version!
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Always always always reblog Sasha the Christmas Tiger
reading/writing fanfiction about your otp be like:
okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry
the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me.
The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:
When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature:
Short story: under 7,500
Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500
Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000
Novel: over 40,000
Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free. If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.
This is good for readers to remember too…
No you are NOT going to be able to finish that 300k word fic in one night!
Go to bed.
Mandy Patinkin reminisces about the sword fight—the last scene they filmed when making The Princess Bride.
I think one of the reasons people love this movie so much is that you can 100% tell that the actors loved doing it and were having a blast the whole time. Is it the best acting ever? Of course not. It didn’t need to be. They were telling a story and having fun doing it. The Princess Bride is proof that things don’t need to be perfect to be great.
One of the few movies that really captures the spirit of its book and then brought it beautifully to life.
Reblog and put in the tags your DILF celeb crush (bonus points if he’s middle aged)
oh damn I actually AM middle aged and everyone I’m crushing on is too (or you know, straight up old) 🙈
You get extra points for GILFs. (Grandfathers I’d like to fuck)
So I was watching over and over again this moment in these gifs (credits to this amazing post)
and I realized how in the second gif that silly face Johnny makes is just Billy's face. I mean that's not Johnny, that really is him doing that and I'm convinced he sort of improvised it
and I feel like Billy's line and smile after that face says it all:
but oh wait, most of all I'm even more convinced of it because just look at Ralph's smile!!! He's totally having a laugh 🥺
probably this was really improvised and people already knew it but I didn't so don't mind me, or this is just the script and they were just following it but they have SO MUCH chemistry together all the time that it looks like they're not even acting. Either way I'm okay with both options 🤗
My life in one word
Everyday I’m spuddling
One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"
Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”
"Hungry but I'll get to it later"
“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"
Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don't have it in the house
Rumbelle kiss on Neverland... 💕
I will go down with this ship
having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee
good day:
make coffee
regular day:
put water in coffee maker
put coffee in coffee maker
turn on coffee maker
bad day:
take pot from coffee maker
turn on sink
fill up coffee pot
turn off sink
pour water into coffee maker
put coffee pot in coffee maker
open cupboard
get coffee filter from cupboard
get coffee beans from cupboard
put filter in coffee pot
measure coffee
pour coffee into filter
close coffee maker
turn coffee maker on
anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day
This is actually a really good way of explaining this
He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣
2021 update on the Isle Royale wolf and moose population! (article under the cut)
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