LucaTea

PLEASE give me asks! I love answering them! I shift from topic to topic, mainly games or shows. TCEST DNI I WILL EAT YOUR BONES! oh yes and I am over 18

[lucatea]

Links to fics (mostly uncomplete I'm sorry)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

FERAL LEO FERAL LEO FERAL LEO!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Leo is dead

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Omg it's not ninja turtles! Hi Ace Attorney fandom

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[plush-anon]

#awww #wholesome greek mythology #bet you’ve never seen that phrase before (via @philosopherking1887)

[opheliedulac]

rbing again bc i saw someone noting that Odysseus isn’t technically Nobody until after he blinds Polyphemus, which, correct and fair.

But consider: Odysseus is exACTLY the kinda smartass who’d chime in “oh i’m Nobody” just off the fuckin’ cuff if presented with “Nobody will believe me!” Like it’s a Dad Joke. 

[elidyce]

That was my exact reasoning! I mean, if he could come up with ‘Noman’ on the spur of the moment once, surely when presented with an opening like this he would go straight to ‘… hi, I’m Nobody’. The man may not have always been pleasant, but he *was* always wily. 

I remain extremely proud of this post. It’s nice to see it still going around. 

[jackironsides]

My classical mythology lecturer said that part of the joke of ‘Nobody/Noman’ is that it sounds very similar to the word metis, or ‘cunning intelligence’.

So the idea that Odysseus, a man so cunning he could become Professor of Cunning at Oxford University he might be a child of Hermes, might hear a prophetess say that nobody will believe her and respond in a way where it’s ambiguous whether it means that he is the Nobody who will believe her, or that he is the personification of cunning who will believe her … it really does make sense.

[mephistopheles]

yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her

[mephistopheles]

my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?

[mephistopheles]

replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[colorful-noircuts]

Gotten into Epic Mickey lately, I think it's epic and cool

[araeofdrawings]

[lucatea]

FINALLY I AM FREE FROM MY STORY SETUP HELL!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78767801/chapters/211032116

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lucatea]

Oh god

Oh god clue settup is worse

Its so much worse help me. Someone save me

[aceattorneygamesfan]

Anything in the world could be about my favorite ship if I'm crazy enough.I see a traffic light and immediately know it's so narumitsu coded (get it? they were signal samurai! and I think Larry was there too maybe?)

and don't get me started on red and blue

[lucatea]

The may be knockoffs (they probably are bootleg) BUT GOD I LOVE THEM

THEY’RE SO STUPID AND CUTE

[wrightandco]

I love that it’s an established character trait of Phoenix’s that when he has a little trinket that makes him happy he shows it to everyone he meets

he does it with the little glass bottle necklace dollie gave him

his attorney badge of course

this is why unfortunately we will never get narumitsu canonised by sprites with wedding rings but it’s never mentioned otherwise

Phoenix would be showing off his ring to everyone left right and centre forever

[pauliedraws]

Wanted to do this trend. Thank you to @themornal for the voice work!

[lucatea]

FINALLY I AM FREE FROM MY STORY SETUP HELL!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78767801/chapters/211032116

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[sailermoon]

[lucatea]

Hey y’all, unless we have thoroughly talked to one another about a commission or smth even tho i don’t offer them, or I know you

Don’t give me money. Apparently someone got scammed by a similar account to mine

So just don’t

[lucatea]

Boom

Gay men

I have an obsession and it is bad. :3

[injuries-in-dust]

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