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Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

thetownwitches

i don’t like texting because it fosters this idea that we have to be accessible to others and to interaction 24/7??? stop that!!! if im not texting back, it’s not bc i i hate you, it’s because im just chilling, ok? and interacting is draining. i don’t think every person should have to be accessible to everyone that has their number literally every second of every day. stop apologizing for not texting back “on time.” do you, live ya life on your own time okay????

scottishcookie

you know whats really good?

when black cats are drawn like this

thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk

hotboyproblems

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

versacethotty

when you hear mariah carey humming at the beginning of we belong together and you have to mentally collect yourself to sing your ass off for the next 3 minutes and 20 seconds

theoppositeofadults

i just died and went to heaven

lindsavlohan

bob-belcher

yourstrulys

cicadanoise

gaycism

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burningmine-deactivated20230217

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.