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I understand that Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is ending, and I think I know why. There’s going to be a spin-off with all of the main cast and crew and everything with the Zephyr they’re just going to be Agents of S.W.O.R.D. now right? RIGHT? RiGhT??
One of the most important things I learned in my Language and the Law class is that law enforcement will intentionally misinterpret every type of statement asking for a lawyer as not asking for a lawyer. Even directly saying it like this “I will not speak to you without a lawyer” can be taken as a simple statement of fact rather than a request for a lawyer. You literally have to state “I am now invoking my right to a lawyer” and every time they try to proceed with an interrogation you have to answer every question with “I am invoking my right to have a lawyer present”. You can’t just tell them you won’t talk without a lawyer or that you want a lawyer. You have to state that you are invoking your rights. Otherwise they could just say “well they just said they wouldn’t speak without a lawyer present. That’s not invoking their rights to a lawyer. It’s just stating a fact.” even just stating your right to a lawyer doesn’t count!
PLEASE share this addition. I am a lawyer who works in criminal defense, and this is one of the most avoidable things that people consistently get wrong about the Miranda rights.
Here are some more “ambiguous” phrases which courts have found DO NOT invoke your right to a lawyer:
“Maybe I should speak to my lawyer first.”
“I might like a lawyer.”
“I think I should have a lawyer present for this.”
“Could I speak to my lawyer first?”
“How long until my lawyer gets here?”
And perhaps most egregiously – “Get me a lawyer, dawg – ‘cause this is not what’s up.”
Here are the magic phrases which you need to know if you want to invoke your Miranda rights:
1) “Am I free to leave?”
It’s worth asking this even if the answer is obvious. Even if the officer does not let you leave, by forcing them to admit that you are not free to leave, you are creating a record which your attorney can use to prove that you were in custody. Miranda rights only apply if the interrogation is custodial, meaning that police officers will frequently claim that their suspects were “not in custody” to get around their Miranda rights.
2) “I am invoking my right to remain silent.”
Simply staying silent will not invoke your right to remain silent. As absurd as this is, you must explicitly say that you are invoking your right to remain silent in order to invoke that right.
3) “I am invoking my right to an attorney.”
As stated above, you must be not only clear and unambiguous, but clear and legally unambiguous. Don’t get cute. Don’t get sassy. And on the flip side, don’t get intimidated and use verbal ticks to minimize your request. Say the line with those words exactly – say it clearly, and say it once, and then say nothing else.
Because even after you’ve done all this, the police can still try to get you to talk. They’re not supposed to interrogate you, but they’re allowed to make casual conversation, and if that conversation just happens to circle back around to the thing they wanted to question you about, well, that’s really your fault for talking after you said you wouldn’t, isn’t it? Can’t possibly fault the poor officers when you initiated – if you really wanted to have your rights respected, you wouldn’t have talked to them in the first place.
The police know this, and they will mercilessly exploit this loophole. So, once you’ve successfully invoked your Miranda rights, any and all conversation you have with police officers will put those rights back into jeopardy.
Putting it all together:
Ask: “Am I free to leave?”
If they say no, say: “I am invoking my right to remain silent and I am invoking my right to an attorney.”
And then shut up and do not say a single thing to them for any reason whatsoever until you have actually spoken to an attorney. Yes, even if it takes hours. Yes, even if they start talking to you about something else.
Finally, a very important disclaimer:
I may be a lawyer, but I’m not your lawyer, and I cannot guarantee that what I’ve just laid out here will always work for every situation. We didn’t get to this bizarre and absurd place overnight – we built this ridiculous system piecemeal, by deciding on a case-by-case basis that certain phrases were “too ambiguous” or certain types of questioning weren’t actually questioning at all. The law is still in flux, and is still fundamentally out to get you, and willing to bend plain meaning beyond all recognition to do it. Even if you invoke your rights perfectly, exactly as I have specified above, there’s a chance that your invocation of rights will be disqualified on some new technicality that no one’s even thought of yet – and that’s precisely the problem.
Anyone lucky enough to have Leia Organa as a mother has literally no excuse for being anything other than a pure fucking delight. And that’s the tea.
i’m sorry i’m laughing but this gif set is usually paired with Anakin being a good kind person which makes it sad, but a perspective of Obi Wan telling Luke blatant lies is hilarious
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YOO I’M SCREAMING!!!
There’s literally no reason why Kyle Ron has to be redeemed like for what? To make Leia happy? Poe’s a better son to her than he ever was. Because of Han and Luke’s deaths? Bitch he’s the one who killed them. To “finish what Vader started” and kill Palpatine? He’s the one who made Vader’s sacrifice pointless in the first place by leading the pseudo-Empire. To somehow save Rey from the dark side, assuming that Dark Rey is even real and not a force vision? Finn could do that and it would make way more sense given that Finn actually cares about her.
Rey is Luke’s legacy. Finn is Han’s legacy. Poe is Leia’s legacy. Kyle’s the one who tried to destroy everything that the classic trio accomplished and the new trio are the ones preserving it. Kyle being redeemed brings NOTHING to the table that Rey, Finn, and Poe haven’t already done without his help. They don’t need him. Send tweet.
this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith
HOW IS THIS REAL
IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth
Honestly, from the Clone Wars era novels I’ve read, this completely fits.
Plot twist: The Rise of Skywalker is actually referring to C3PO taking over the galaxy because technically C3PO is a Skywalker since he was made by Anakin and they showed this during the trailer
And since it was in the trailer it is obviously going to be important. And what does red mean in Star Wars? Pure Evil.
So that can only mean one thing... ALL HAIL DARK LORD C3PO RULER AND CONQUERER OF THE GALAXY!
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gonna be cringe and acknowledge harry potter on main for a second just to say that the reaction to cedric diggory’s death in the goblet of fire is one of the most heartbreakingly tragic death scenes i’ve ever watched in a film
the horrible dramatic irony you experience as an audience when harry returns with his body and everyone starts clapping and cheering, blissfully unaware of the absolute nightmare he’s just been through? the sudden mood whiplash when fleur screams in horror and the upbeat band music falters and stops? the horrified silence that follows, broken only by harry’s choked sobbing and amos diggory’s agonised screams of “THAT’S MY SON! THAT’S MY BOY!” ? harry clinging desperately to cedric’s corpse when they try to pull him away?
# GIVE HIS HEART A BREAK
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“tony, trying to get you to stop. has been one of the few failures of my entire life.”
Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.
The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.
He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.
And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.
He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.
Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.
So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.
Who gave you the RIGHT?
Dumbledore knows Sirius’s loyalty lies with Harry instead of him, and he has no use for someone who is not willing to follow his orders without question.
Ooooohoo if there’s ever a post that fits my aesthetic…
okay but then where does Harry himself fit into this collection? Is he an outcast because he is “the Boy Who Lived”?
Nooonono, my friend, that’s what makes this post so beautiful. Because it fits the meta I’ve been trying to get people to accept for years.
Harry was an outcast due to a childhood filled with abuse and neglect.
Vernon made him an outcast by dismissing his claims of magic, berating him, locking him in a CLOSET and putting bars on his window, and let’s face it, even though her editor made her cut it out, Jo intended for there to be physical abuse.
Petunia made him an outcast by enabling and contributing to this abuse, as well as making Harry do dozens of chores while doting on Dudley.
Dudley made him an outcast by bullying him and threatening any students at school who wanted to be his friends.
And the rest of the wizarding world made him an outcast when they bullied him for being an outsider.
Harry James Potter became an outcast the moment he was placed with The Dursleys.
And who put him there in the first place?
I’m here for this Anti-Dumbledore discussion.
This makes even more sense when you consider why Dumbledore deliberately made Harry an outcast.
Think about it What would Harry have been like if he had grown up in the wizarding world? Or, to put it another way, what would Harry have been like if he had grown up in a world where magic was the norm?
He would have taken magic for granted. He would have been less likely (especially as he got older) to view Dumbledore as a wise mentor and more likely to see him as flawed and capable of bad decisions. He would have seen both the world and Dumbledore as ordinary, with their good points and bad points.
But Dumbledore didn’t need a well-adjusted boy who took magic and the magical world for granted. He needed a child who would love the magical world unstintingly, even irrationally, because it was a haven from neglect and abuse. Even more, he needed a child who feared this world becoming evil and who therefore would not question someone that he saw as the ultimate authority, especially if he believed that obeying that authority would keep the world safe.
Even if obedience meant his own death.
Dumbledore wanted a martyr who would die for the wizarding world, because he believed that Voldemort could not die until Harry did. Which was why he left Harry with the Dursleys and let them neglect and emotionally abuse him for the next ten years.
To get a martyr, he first had to create a victim.
well… well, shit
Oh shit. Its been updated.
…I’ve been in the “Dumbledore was on the darker side of morally grey” camp for years but this…this. Holy shit. Oh no.
See, JK’s whole problem (besides, y'know, the whole racism thing – though this general thoughtlessness certainly contributes to that as well) is that she writes and plots entirely according to creating challenges, hardships, and rewards for Harry Potter specifically, without any consideration for the bigger picture or how this would feel for anyone else. The Dursleys are a Wicked Stepfamily just so Harry can start out in the negatives. One hundred percent of all Slytherins are racist, classist jerks who will refuse to fight against Voldemort to the very last kid, just so Harry can have an entire category as his enemy, even though they started out as eleven-year-olds and literally anyone who enters Hogwarts can be in any of the four houses. The last chapter of Philosopher’s Stone is “hey, sudden swerve, Harry gets the house cup instead of those Slytherin jerks!” without considering what this would actually look like, how this would feel, to an eleven-year-old Slytherin who’s never done anything wrong and just happens to fall into that particular one quarter of the student body.
And when you actually connect the dots, Albus Dumbledore is a total supervillain who uses and manipulates everyone around him, sends an infant to an abusive home, and lets a beloved member of the extended Potter family go to Azkaban because he can’t be exploited effectively. And this was honestly unintentional on Rowling’s part, who to this day maintains that Dumbledore was a kind, wise mentor and one of the greatest forces of good in the setting.
Minor fact that everyone forgets:
Dumbledore may very well have liked the fact that letting Harry live with the Dursleys would deepen his “outsider-ness”, but he didn’t do it JUST to make Harry an outsider.
He did it to protect Harry.
Harry had to live in a home that shared Lily’s blood - via her sister, Petunia. The protection of Lily’s blood in Petunia, in Harry himself, is literally the lynch-pin of the entire story, and is the whole reason Harry doesn’t die in the end - another thing Dumbledore planned for.
Now. Here’s the fishy part.
Harry has Lily’s blood IN him and it’s made very clear throughout the stories that Harry’s skin and blood ALONE provides him protection from Voldemort until the events of book 4, so presumably Dumbledore could’ve enhanced the charm of Lily’s sacrifice anywhere HARRY himself went; my belief is he CHOSE to place the charm on Petunia specifically so he could keep Harry at her house, for all of the reasons listed above.
Anyway, with that out of the way, I love the rest of this analysis, and it reminded me I have an analysis on Houses to post, so I’m gonna go do that now.
I love this trend, but I have to add an information to dizzyhmuffin ‘s section regarding Dumbledore’s innate moral superiority.
You see, in the books themselves various characters confront Dumbledore in regards to his carelessness and lack of empathy towards the people he uses. In the very beginning prof. Mcgonagal tries to dissuade Dumbledore from leaving Harry wit the Dursleys because she knows he will be mistreated and questions his decisions, yet Dumbledore dismisses this and tells her is for the “greater good”.
Then towards the end Snape confronts Dumbledore about Harry’s role in defeating the dark lord and he realises the purpose and training of the young wizard was meant so he would sacrifice himself to kill the dark lord,naturally he gets upset and accuses Dumbledore of prepping a “pig to the slaughter” (quote from book) and the director admits its true, again for the “greater good”.
I know there are far more examples of this throughout the series with other characters, but this is just to demonstrate how even according to the author herself she intended Dumbledore to be this morally grey person who uses people for his convenience. So, part of what happens in the book is for plot reasons and the other part is actually meant to be that way, for the purpose of breaking down the idea of “infallibility”.
This is such a good analysis! I never really thought about this but now it’s got me thinking!
Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America
Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too
#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)
steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!
bucky: good thing you like punching nazis
steve: it’s the only way i feel alive
peter: Big Mood