[martys-hocket-pocket]

*°•sparkle sparkle•°*

[tobbogan-13]

shes always been that girl

[juicegremlin]

andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.

andrew minyard character of all time.

[thebhorror]

I NEED to be put down

[6kai3]

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[scumbre0n]

Thanks mom. 

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[montrealvictoire]

me and the devil on my shoulder

[chilledmornings]

[snowtamale]

"You two have been rivals for-" "Yes we have!" "Not anymore."

Post Finals Press Conference - May 20, 2026

[sheepshot]

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[iwamimimimi]

[lizzibennet]

no but really percy jackson has been such a huge part of my life for such a long time i’m not prepared for it to end

[lizzibennet]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[6kai3]