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what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

...

pan nick at the disc. co

me: i really liked the new star wars movie

friend: yeah it was good

me: i'm thinking of getting it on a dvd

friend: don't do it-

me: maybe blu-REY

friend: ...

waffles are just pancakes with abs...

brother: i did ten pull ups

dad: i did eight with dead weight not using momentum

sister: i did four

mom: i did three

me: i did 3/4

sister: you did three?

me: no, 3/4 of a single pull up

me: ...

*watching tv with my family*

me: lol look at that girl's eyebrows

dad: you could say her eyebrows are on fleek

me: dad you're too old for that

dad: did you just burn me?

me: omg dad no. stop.

friend: *over skype* hey wyd?

me: troye sivan-ing

friend: what?

me: troye sivan-ing. it's when i listen to trove sivan for hours on end. it's been five so far.

*friend disconnects*

me: *whispering* she left this blue neighborhood

*trying to draw a strait line*

me: how come i can't draw a strait line!

friend: don't ask me

me: i got it, it's because i'm not strait enough

friend: i don't understand

me: nevermind

hi im bi