The Big Gay Review

Just a queer blogger with a passion for Dildos, Butt Plugs, Lego and Pugs. Twitter: @thebiggayreview Blog: https://thebiggayreview.com

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Shall we revive Tumblr?

I completely forgot that I still had this Tumblr linked and it hasn’t been updated in YEARS. I wonder if it’s time to resurrect it again? Do folks still use Tumblr? Should we revive?

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REVIEW: Doxy Die Cast 3R

As I’m sure you are aware, there was a period of time over the last 12-18 months where I just hadn’t really been involved in the sex toy world. Yes, reviews were still happening but I wasn’t keeping in touch with everything that was going on in the industry.

So imagine my complete and utter shock at discovering that Doxy had released a brand new version of their Die Cast wand… in a RECHARGEABLE version.

Since the original doxy , which we reviewed way back in 2018 – there have been several incarnations of the wand. We had the Die Cast come out next; which was honestly at the time, the most beautiful piece of equipment I had ever held in my hands. They changed the game again with the launch of the Doxy 3 – packing the doxy power into a smaller, more light weight unit. The one thing they all had in common though is the plug. Now, luckily Doxy thought about this and give you an extraordinarily long cable; to ensure that you can reach no matter where you are. The downside to this tough. is storing it is a pain because the cable never wants to go back in the box as tidily as whence it came out.

So as soon as I discovered there was now a RECHARGEABLE version… well, I knew I had to make it mine. My insomnia struck a few nights later, and as I was browsing Lovehoney at 3am in the morning, I discovered they had the 3R on sale; combined with a discount code, I was able to nab the limited edition Lovehoney X Doxy 3R (in a gorgeous snazzy purple colour) for just £90 (with an RRP of £149) which I thought was a bargain! Sadly, the purple colour has been discontinued (which I think is why it’s on sale). But the 3R still exists so the review will still be relevant.

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SEXY THOUGHTS #16: So I sat on his face...

I finish drying myself after the bath, slip on a pair of briefs and head upstairs to the bedroom. As I enter, he’s fresh out of the shower himself. He lies across the bed, his skin still glistening with water droplets; and the room is filled with the sweet, musky scent of his shower gel.

My cock starts to stiffen. I walk over to the bed, lean down and plant a firm kiss on his lips. I watch his  cock twitch a little. Carefully, I climb onto the bed, and straddle his face; and he instinctively buries his  face into my arse. I move back a little, so my cotton-covered cock is hovering just above his lips. His tongue reaches out, and he starts frantically licking at my prick through my underwear. It doesn’t take long for them to be soaking. And not just with his saliva.

My dick is aching to be released, and he knows it. He slides my briefs enough to allow my cock to spring free, and I slip it deep inside his open mouth. I can now see his getting stiffer with each slurp on my cock. It’s like watching a flower bloom; it gets thicker, and longer and every now and then, it twitches in anticipation.

He takes every inch of my cock, occasionally he chokes a little and I can hear him struggle to breath, but when I move, he just pulls me closer. With my cock deep in his throat, I lean down and take his in mine. I can hear him gagging and moaning; and yet his dick continues to get harder. It feels like it’s going to explode.

I lean back and sit with my hole over his mouth. His tongue is straight in there. His cock is now dripping, and as I reach down he motions for me to stop; not yet. So I grind my hips back and forth, my arse hole now gyrating on his tongue. I’m stroking my dick and I’m getting close. His tongue presses deeper. I worry about suffocating him, but each time I try to move away, he just pulls me in closer.

With a couple of strokes, I can feel myself reach orgasm, and as I do, I clench around his tongue and I shoot thick ropes of spunk over his glistening, hairy chest. Without even touching it, his cock spurts into life, and soon our loads are indistinguishable from each other. His chest is a sticky mess and I collapse to the side; panting heavily. I look over, and his face is wet with sweat and saliva. I come in to give him a kiss, and I can taste myself.

I get up to hand him a towel to clean-up; but my knees tremble and I fall back onto the bed, giggling. Holy shit, I cannot wait to sit on his face again.

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REVIEW: TENGA Flip Zero EV

Praise the sex toy deities! The drought is officially broken. It seems that all is not lost in the world of masturbation. After a series of sub-par, and frankly frustrating pieces of garbage, i’ve found something that makes me happy to masturbate again. I can always count on you, TENGA!

I have always been a big fan of TENGA, ever since I got hold of my first Flip-Hole way back in 2012. I wasn’t sure how they could improve the Flip-Holes, but lo-and-behold, in 2016 TENGA came HARD and completely changed the game with the Flip Zero. Everything about the Zero was better. The design, the texture, the suction control… it just.. blew me away. The MR really liked it as well. It was almost perfect. But once again, I said to myself, there is now way they could make this better.

Enter the TENGA Flip Zero EV, where the EV stands for ‘Electronic Vibration’. That’s right, it vibrates. Such a simple idea, but let me tell you.. it’s GENIUS.

I have to give a shout out to Girl on the Net for helping me get my hands on one of these devices. You can also check out what GOTN thought of the EV in this delicious post. As soon as I had found out that it was coming, I have been in a constant state of anticipation, and she put me in touch with her TENGA rep, and just a short while later, the EV arrived. It’s been a long time since i’ve been truly excited to receive a sex toy in the post, but the day this arrived, I was ecstatic. Let’s just hope that after all the hype, that the damn thing would actually be good…

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REVIEW: Fleshskins Grip

The geniuses at Fleshjack are back with a brand new product, that once again takes their popular masturbation product through a new and exciting iteration. And we’re very excited.

First it was the Fleshjack GO; exactly like a regular Fleshjack, but it was smaller and lighter. Then there was the QuickShot; now oral sex became even more interesting. And now, they’ve taken it another step – but how do you improve on perfection? Introducing the Fleshskins Grip– Fleshjacks first ‘Sleeve Only’ toy. Now I have to be real, when I first saw it, I was like… ‘eh, it’s cute I guess…’. But once it was in my hands and on my cock… well… that’s what you’re here to find out… so let’s get on with it, shall we?

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“I am pescatarian I have no choice”

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Jonathan Guijarro by Joan Crisol

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Black Friday / Cyber Monday 2017

Wow! The past 12 months have flown by! Can you believe we are already approaching Black Friday? That can only mean one thing... SUPER SEX TOY SALES! YAY!

For your ease of use, I have rounded up all the cracking sales that my favourite stores and sponsors are having. Some are already in progress, others will be updated as and when they go live/are announced. Some are constantly changing, so keep checking back for regular updates. For purposes of being transparent, affiliate links have been used here. If you wish to support the blog, and the work that we do, then please consider using them to make your purchases. It doesn’t add any extra cost to you, and we just receive a small commission which goes towards paying the blog bills, sourcing new and exciting products for us to review, and allows me to feed my doggies too (that’s the important one!). So, let’s get straight into all the yummy goodness – LET’S SAVE SOME MONEY!  

Lovehoney

Lovehoney return with their week of Black Friday REAL DEALS! These update 3 times a day, so always worth checking back if you can't see anything that tickles your fancy! They are also offering sales in the following categories (with up to 50% off some products):

Sex Toys

Sexy Lingerie

Bondage

Vibrators

Sex Toys for 'Men'*

Dildos

Sex Toys for 'Couples'*

Better Sex

They also have a 20% off when you buy 2 vibrators, which you can check out by clicking the banner below:

Throughout the day, they also offer lower price delivery at various points (UK Only) for Next Day Delivery. The offers are similar throughout their platform, so when you click on a link, it should redirect you to the appropriate country store (hence why i'm not writing a round-up for each website, or i'd be here forever!) * We at The Big Gay Review firmly believe that sex toys do not have a gender. These categories are decided by the retailer. Unfortunately not everyone has got the memo, but we are trying! 

SheVibe

The SheVibe Black Friday offer has been launched. Starting from today, they are offering a progressive sale; so the more you spend, the more you save:

Save 10% off orders of $75 or more with code PAST

Save 15% off orders of $100 or more with code PRESENT

Save 20% off orders of $125 or more with code FUTURE

SheVibe ships to US, Canada, Australia and Europe. 

Peepshow Toys

Peepshow are our newest sponsor/affiliate (we have some reviews for them coming very soon, so keep an eye out for that). They are having a progressive sale that starts on 23rd November until the 27th. This means there is no discount codes, just add products to your cart, and the more you spend, the more you save! There will also be some big ticket discounts off some luxury brands for their Black Friday Blowout Specials including Swan, L'Amourose and B-Vibe.

Peepshow ship to all North American countries, Europe, Australia, New Zealand and Japan. International shipping rates apply and will be calculated at the time of checkout

Fleshjack

The Holiday Cyber Sale is here. Free Shipping and FREE GIFTS with minimum spend, as well as these other awesome deals:

Save 25% off Fleshjack Products

Save 15% off all partner products

Save up to 40% on special combo packs

Introducing new Fleshjack Boy, Johnny Rapid

Pierre Fitch is also the Man of the Month, so you can save 25% off all Pierre products

MEO

German retailer MEO (who have been so wonderful with their support for the blog) are offering an incredible 33,33% off EVERYTHING with code BLACKFRIDAY2017.

Tantus

Tantus are giving us some Black Friday Deals Steals with 50% off EVERYTHING*. Sale starts 24th November for 24 Hours! We will be back to update with any different promotions for Cyber Monday:

* Sale excludes Feeldoe, Realdoe, Rumble and Non-Tantus Brands. Tantus Ships Internationally. 

Bondara

UK Retailer Bondara are also having a week-long Black Friday special, with a different daily deal each day! You'll need to check back each day for a different offer. At the time of writing, it was 50% off over 200 products, ranging from dildos, vibrators, masturbators...!!

Sex Toys (.co.uk)

Sextoys.co.uk are keeping it simple with a Black Friday Super Sale with up to 70% off selected lines.

Crowned Jewels

We've teamed up with Crowned Jewels to offer 40% off ALL purchases this Black Friday weekend. Come back Friday for your special code to save 40% off EVERYTHING!

More super duper sales to be announced soon, so keep watching!

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REVIEW: Fleshjack QUICKSHOT Brent Corrigan

It’s been a little while, so figured it would be time for another Fleshjack review! I’m currently working on a few other reviews at the moment, but i’m aiming to try and keep content coming, so please bear with…

In the meantime, the Fleshlight QUICKSHOT was a surprise hit for me. It’s smaller size gave no indication of the immense amount of fun and pleasure it could provide. Whether that was solo or with a partner; the QUICKSHOT can easily lead to hours of fun. So naturally, when I discovered they were making a special edition, featuring the moulded mouth and butt hole of my first ever porn crush Brent Corrigan, I knew I had to buy it. It was a given.

We’ve only previously tried the Brent Corrigan dildo (it was also my first ever Silicone dildo, which spawned an obsession for both silicone dildos, and fleshjack dildos specifically). At some point, I will consider getting around to trying Brent’s signature sleeve (Bliss, apparently); but for now, this one will do. So how did we get on with it? Let’s find out…

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REVIEW: Drilldo Spiral 6 Pc Collection

The list of things I am irrationally scared of is not very long; spiders, enclosed spaces, Jedward… But I can safely say that power tools are now one of the things that bring me out in a cold sweat…

This review has been a long time coming. Not quite as long as the last review (oops), but I have been sitting on the Drilldo (pun kind of intended) for a good few months now. And I have my twitter followers to blame. Not for the delay, no, that’s all down to me. No, it is they who begged me to try this thing, and like the sappy fool that I am, I agreed to take one for the team.

See, back at the beginning of the year, I was asked whether I would be interested in trying out one of these deluxe Drilldo kits. My initial instinct was HELL NO. However, I had made a resolution to be a bit more brave, and try things that are a little outside my comfort zone. I was still slightly unsure, and so I took to Twitter, to share my dilemma with the world. 

And so, with the weight of peer pressure weighing down on me, I agreed to review it. And so, the nervous wait began. I was going through so many emotions. Terror. Excitement. Denial. What the hell have I just agreed too? But it was too late to back out now.

A few weeks later, a huge package arrived. This was it. The waiting, and nervous anticipation was finally over. The Drilldo had landed. As I opened the box, the cold sweats started again, and I kept muttering to myself; what the f### am I doing?

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My dog Chica had a nightmare last night. She doesn’t have them very often but when she does she’ll let out this adorable little howl that startles herself awake. She was a little shaken up about it but after a few snuggles in the hooman bed (usually off limits for doggos) she was happy as can be. After a while she hopped down to her own bed and drifted off into a peaceful pupper snooze. And I thought that was the end of it.

But I had a nightmare too. Now that’s not entirely uncommon, I have them fairly often and they’re something that I’ve gotten used to. But this one was a bad one.

The bad ones are the ones that I don’t wake up from. They’re the ones where my friends or loved ones are hurt in front of me and the only thing I can do is watch and cry and scream in the mad hope that it’s all just some terrible dream. Nothing ever happens to me in these dreams so I’m trapped within until I wake up of my own accord. But tonight was different.

Tonight, I felt something lick my hand and woke up in a cold sweat. There on the side of my bed was Chica, licking my hand and looking up at me with concern. Now I’m not sure how much a dog understands about nightmares and dreams and such, but she’s never woken me up from a nightmare before. I’d like to think that some part of her recognized what I was going through and she just wanted to wake me up to protect me from the scary monsters. I have never been more grateful to have Chica by my side than in that moment.

So I let her hop up on the hooman bed (twice in one night, oh boy!) and after a few snuggles I was happy as can be.

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This is just so pure.

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REVIEW: Vixen Johnny Vixskin Silicone Dildo

It’s finally happened. I’ve finally tried what I am now calling the holy grail of dual density dildos. And I cannot believe it has taken me almost 3 years into my blogging career to have found it. But there is a reason… a good reason, honest!

So when it comes to dual density, you’ve got your Tantus and their O2 line-up, Blush and their Real Nude collection, and most recently, Doc Johnson got in the game with their line. I’m sure there are more, but these are some of the bigger names. But one brand had yet fallen into my lap. Well, that’s not strictly true; I have tried a regular silicone dildo by Vixen – but not one of their highly coveted Vixskin toys. It’s not because I hadn’t wanted to… it’s just… well damn, they are expensive!

After much deliberation (and a nice little affiliate cheque – thanks guys!), I decided I was going to treat myself to one. After sizing up all the options, Johnny seemed like the perfect fit. But he was over £100! I used some of my saved up Oh! Points at Lovehoney and got the price down to £95 but still.. holy cow, that’s an expensive dildo. It had better be worth it! Then due to an unfortunate cock-up at the post office, I had to wait an EXTRA DAY for it to arrive (I know, right? The horror!). But when it did eventually arrive… the excitement was unbearable.

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I'm ashamed to say I laughed way harder than I should have.